Posted by dorayme on 10/22/96 11:28

> From: "Luigi Donatello Asero" <jaggillarfotboll@telia.com>
>
>> You need more sleep. Or are you playing stupid today?
> I have certainly slept little.
> I worked almost the whole night with this homepage...


You work hard at it Luigi and it will be a site that suits and
fits you fine.

Like the man who went into a men's clothes shop for a suit. The
owner was a shonk and offloaded a terrible fitting suit (which
he had failed to sell to anyone else) onto this poor sucker.

"It is too wide in the shoulders" complained the man.

"No, no, look, just shake your shoulders this way and that and
it will give an appearance of being just rightly filled" said
the salesman.

"But it is too long in the leg!" complained the man.

"No, no, just stoop like this, that's right, see... it now
clears the shoes ok..." coaches the saleman. "And walk like
this..."

After further instruction and reminders of what a bargain the
suit is, the man purchases and walks out wearing it. He is
shuffling along, stooping and waggling his shoulders when,
across the street, two men notice him.

One says to the other, "My my, could that be our friend Mori
Finklestein?"

"Yes, I think it is! But he looks so old and sick! Look how he
is walking poor fellow!" says the other.

"Perhaps he has had a stroke or a knee replacement gone wrong, a
neck problem too? Poor poor fellow!"

"Ah yes, very sad", said the other, "but you have to admit, that
suit fits him so so very well!"

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