Posted by Dennis M. Hammes on 10/18/88 11:28

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

> Stuart Leichter, <leichtes@bellsouth.net>, the infectious, teenaged haddock,
> and shopkeeper, peeped:
>
>
>>in article
>>3b9937bf00a94a49a54721ffa9231321@news.admin.coed.mucopurulent.seepage,
>>Kadaitcha Man at nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com wrote on 10/4/05 6:45 PM:
>>
>>
>>>Dennis M. Hammes, <scrawlmark@arvig.net>, the disjointed, beastly
>>>heifer, and chambermaid, incited:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger, <yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com>,
>>>>>the strapless, obnoxious toe-jam, and employee responsible for the
>>>>>care and maintenance of the church organ, excreted:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Robert Buchanan" <rbuchanan@neubauten.org> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:lzh0f.555$647.417@news01.roc.ny...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Barbara's Cat <cat@XSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote in
>>>>>>>news:MPG.1daaff5f2d6e24f39896c7@127.0.0.1:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>In article <tjb2k1140nuq8mk8u1hl3rs8t1quirbf1q@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@my-deja.com> said:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On 30 Sep 2005 13:08:23 -0700, "Renay"
>>>>>>>>><deltatom@sbcglobal.net>, wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Just couldn't stay away, could you, idiot?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Hint: You posted your whines to auk, clueless moron.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Jade
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>You're purposely trying to give poor little Tommy
>>>>>>>>an aneurysm, aren't you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Sssh.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>isn't barbara annoying?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Goodbye.
>>>>>
>>>>>*plonk*
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>As his Warp Drive engaged, he could hear his Acme Disintegrating
>>>>Raygun destroying those Evil-Doers and their Evil Universe on every
>>>>Axis at once: *ta-plonketa*, *ta-plonketa*.
>>>
>>>Fred Tehbot makes more sense than you, and is better reading. Grow
>>>up, you fucking childish twat.
>>
>>You never read Thurber, or forgot?
>
>
> As if I might give some sort of fuck about what a thurber is?
>

Then how about Danny Kaye?
The skullcap lifted off cleanly with a single kaddish, leaving
behind only a little schmaltz, and the bleeders were clamped off with
alacrity and a pinch of sage by Miss Bazoom. Then the ground shook.
It shook only once, but Daddy Warbucks' big brain bounced right out
of its socket and onto the floor, *ta-plonketa*, *ta-plonketa*...

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