Posted by Sean Monaghan on 10/09/05 06:46

Phoenix wrote:

> In article <43482728@usenet.zapto.org>,
> Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com> wrote:
>
> > These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook Awards.
>
> At least one, at any rate. In certified recognition of your pitiful
> attempt to impersonate a Vote Wrangler, you are hereby duly awarded
> the TINFOIL SOMBRERO for outstanding pathetic fsckwittedness.
> Congratulations!!

<APPLAUSE>

Poofter has broken his own record - *eight* AUK awards in a single day
[based on Flyboi's Pacific time zone]

ALL HAIL THE HAMMER OF PHOENIX!!!!1!!!



> > All of these winners got exactly one valid vote each. The rest of
> > the votes are invalid because they replied to incomplete ballots.
>
> Well that's a new twist on FNVW impersonation. Getting originality
> points shows a bright future for you.
>
> > KOOK OF THE MONTH
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Matthew Moulton
>
> He can't win more than once, dimwit.
>
> > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> >
> > The winner is
> >
> > WFB/TJ
> >
> > COWARD OF THE MONTH
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Dave Hillstrom
> >
> > GOLDEN KILLFILE
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Sycho
> >
> > VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Matthew Moulton
> >
> > BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Matthew Moulton
> >
> > BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > PJR
>
> He can't win, period.
>
> > BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > The Psyko
> >
> > UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Matthew Moulton
> >
> > TAR & FEATHERS
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Buzzard
> >
> > KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Matthew Moulton
> >
> > GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Woodchuck Bill
> >
> > PALMJOB PADDLE
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Spanky the Thunder Chicken
> >
> > ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Kadaitcha Man
> >
> > GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
> >
> > 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Jack Gillen
> >
> > JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Pinku-Sensei
> >
> > SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Dr. Flonkenstein
> >
> > TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > John Henry
> >
> > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Kadaitcha Man
> >
> > OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Perfect Reign
> >
> > PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Kadaitcha Man (Fred Thebot and smallfoot)
> >
> > HAMMER OF THOR
> >
> > The winner is:
> >
> > Terrence Cooter
>
> Sorry, your decree is hereby DISQUALIFIED for lack of intelligence.
> You didn't even include me in it, indicating you're incompetent at
> even being a FNVW impersonator, which means you should forthwith be
> nominated for Village Idiot for October. Good fscking Bob.

Seconded, in advance.

--
Sean Monaghan
http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005

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