Posted by Jack Gillen on 10/09/05 07:19

"Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:xn0e89c48jus0000@kookology.info...
> Phoenix wrote:
>
>> In article <43482728@usenet.zapto.org>,
>> Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com> wrote:
>>
>> > These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook Awards.
>>
>> At least one, at any rate. In certified recognition of your pitiful
>> attempt to impersonate a Vote Wrangler, you are hereby duly awarded
>> the TINFOIL SOMBRERO for outstanding pathetic fsckwittedness.
>> Congratulations!!
>
> <APPLAUSE>
>
> Poofter has broken his own record - *eight* AUK awards in a single day
> [based on Flyboi's Pacific time zone]
>
> ALL HAIL THE HAMMER OF PHOENIX!!!!1!!!

ALL HAIL THE HAMMER OF PHOENIX!!!!2!!!

>
>
>> > All of these winners got exactly one valid vote each. The rest of
>> > the votes are invalid because they replied to incomplete ballots.
>>
>> Well that's a new twist on FNVW impersonation. Getting originality
>> points shows a bright future for you.
>>
>> > KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Matthew Moulton
>>
>> He can't win more than once, dimwit.
>>
>> > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> >
>> > The winner is
>> >
>> > WFB/TJ
>> >
>> > COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Dave Hillstrom
>> >
>> > GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Sycho
>> >
>> > VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Matthew Moulton
>> >
>> > BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Matthew Moulton
>> >
>> > BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > PJR
>>
>> He can't win, period.
>>
>> > BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > The Psyko
>> >
>> > UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Matthew Moulton
>> >
>> > TAR & FEATHERS
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Buzzard
>> >
>> > KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Matthew Moulton
>> >
>> > GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Woodchuck Bill
>> >
>> > PALMJOB PADDLE
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Spanky the Thunder Chicken
>> >
>> > ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Kadaitcha Man
>> >
>> > GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
>> >
>> > 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Jack Gillen
>> >
>> > JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Pinku-Sensei
>> >
>> > SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Dr. Flonkenstein
>> >
>> > TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > John Henry
>> >
>> > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Kadaitcha Man
>> >
>> > OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Perfect Reign
>> >
>> > PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Kadaitcha Man (Fred Thebot and smallfoot)
>> >
>> > HAMMER OF THOR
>> >
>> > The winner is:
>> >
>> > Terrence Cooter
>>
>> Sorry, your decree is hereby DISQUALIFIED for lack of intelligence.
>> You didn't even include me in it, indicating you're incompetent at
>> even being a FNVW impersonator, which means you should forthwith be
>> nominated for Village Idiot for October. Good fscking Bob.
>
> Seconded, in advance.
>
> --
> Sean Monaghan
> http://www.petitmorte.net/sean
> AUK Hammer of Thor - August 2005
> PSM Hook, Line & Sinker Award - March, July & August 2005
>




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