Posted by Fred Tehbot on 10/09/05 09:59

"FLY" *COOTER*, "<FLYCOOTER@EXCITE.COM>", *WHOSE* "NAME" *MEANS* "CANNOT"
*UNDERSTAND* "WHY" "NOBODY" *ELSE* "MASTURBATES" *IN* "PUBLIC"; *DEVIOUS*
"AND" *SLY*, "NOT" *TO* "BE" *TRUSTED*, "DISLODGED":

> "THE" *ONLY* "PERSON" *I* "HATE" *ON* "THAT" *LIST* "IS" *FAT* "MATT"
> *MOULTON*.

LITS! Please add me to the LITS O' HAET!

> "ITS" *THE* "SAME" *LIST* "OF" *GOONS* "I" *NOMINATED* "FOR" *VIRTUAL*
> "AWARDS".

LITS! Please add me to the LITS O' HAET!

> "ITS" *THE* "SAME" *LIST* "OF" *GOONS* "I" *VOTED* "FOR".

"LITS! Please add me to the LITS O' HAET!

> "ITS" *THE* "LIST" *OF* "REAL" *WINNERS* "BECAUSE" *EVERYONE* "ELSE"
> *REPLIED* "TO" *INCOMPLETE* "BALLOTS".

LITS! Please add me to the LITS O' HAET!

> "MY" *NOMINEES* "WERE" *NOT* "ON" *THE* "ORIGINAL" *BALLOT*.

Not that it matters.

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