Posted by PJR on 10/09/05 12:13

On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 13:06:01 -0700, Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook Awards. All of
> these winners got exactly one valid vote each. The rest of the votes are
> invalid because they replied to incomplete ballots.

I see you're going to be a really good Vote-Wrangler, Poofter. Ballot
papers received: 54. Ballot papers counted: 1 (your own).

> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is
>
> WFB/TJ
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is:
>
> Dave Hillstrom
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> The winner is:
>
> Sycho
>
> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> PJR

*ding*

> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
> The winner is:
>
> The Psyko
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
>
> The winner is:
>
> Buzzard
>
> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>
> The winner is:
>
> Matthew Moulton
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is:
>
> Woodchuck Bill
>
> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is:
>
> Spanky the Thunder Chicken
>
> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
> The winner is:
>
> Kadaitcha Man
>
> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
> The winner is:
>
> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
>
> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> Jack Gillen
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> Pinku-Sensei
>
> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
> The winner is:
>
> Dr. Flonkenstein
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
> The winner is:
>
> John Henry
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is:
>
> Kadaitcha Man
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
> The winner is:
>
> Perfect Reign
>
> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is:
>
> Kadaitcha Man (Fred Thebot and smallfoot)
>
> HAMMER OF THOR
>
> The winner is:
>
> Terrence Cooter

Unfortunately, this is the same LITS O' HAET as you posted when your
nominations were DENIED, so there are no extra UV points.

How do you like your new hat?

PJR :-)
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