Posted by PJR on 10/09/05 12:45

On Sat, 8 Oct 2005 22:58:52 -0400, smallfoot <tip@toe.foot> wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

> In article <c661ab4bef3448cdb9509e05a5ff0172@alt.os.linux.shaven.cunts>,
> nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com says...
>> Ka^H^Hsmallfoot, <tip@toe.foot>, the maladaptive, gawky douchebag, and witch
>> hunter and horse thief, published:
>>
>>> In article <di9s82$41m$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, DaVe@MeOw.OrG
>>> says...
>>>> On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 17:47:33 -0700, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, <434868f4@usenet.zapto.org>,
>>>> Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <platcxzpohjkwcxvjwqa@energy.source>, tip@toe.foot
>>>>> says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> In article <43480291@usenet.zapto.org>,
>>>>>> fly_cooter_@example.localhost says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Go fuck yourself.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nice acceptance speech, Diap^H^H^H^H Sty Pooper.
>>>>>
>>>>> Get over me, Kadaitcha Man.
>>>>
>>>> but you keep posting. and its so fun to keep winding you up.
>>>
>>> Go sign up with Altopia so you can be Kadaitcha Man, too.
>>
>> Hey, Kadaitcha Man, how's it going?
>
> Apparently, the CNotM winner up there believes that anyone with
> "news.alt.net" in the path is one of your sockpuppets.

Does this mean that I have to learn how to insult people in Tagalog?

>> Do you fancy having a conversation with ourselves?
>
> I see Altopia users all over the net. In damn near every one of the
> froups I frequent, anyway.
>
> Just how the fuck do you manage to keep so many sockpuppets talking all
> at once, at all hours of the day?

It would be less confusing if we^H^Hthey were all called Bruce, Bruce.

PJR :-)
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