Posted by dave hillstrom on 10/09/05 15:14

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:13:57 +0100, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
<slrndkhnrm.irf.pjr@nntp.petitmorte.net>, PJR <pjr@NOSPAMkookbusters.org>
humped my leg thusly:

>On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 13:06:01 -0700, Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com>
>wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook Awards. All of
>> these winners got exactly one valid vote each. The rest of the votes are
>> invalid because they replied to incomplete ballots.
>
>I see you're going to be a really good Vote-Wrangler, Poofter. Ballot
>papers received: 54. Ballot papers counted: 1 (your own).
>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Matthew Moulton
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>
>> The winner is
>>
>> WFB/TJ
>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Dave Hillstrom
>>
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Sycho
>>
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Matthew Moulton
>>
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Matthew Moulton
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> PJR
>
>*ding*
>
>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> The Psyko
>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Matthew Moulton
>>
>> TAR & FEATHERS
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Buzzard
>>
>> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Matthew Moulton
>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Woodchuck Bill
>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Spanky the Thunder Chicken
>>
>> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Kadaitcha Man
>>
>> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
>>
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Jack Gillen
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Pinku-Sensei
>>
>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Dr. Flonkenstein
>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> John Henry
>>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Kadaitcha Man
>>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Perfect Reign
>>
>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Kadaitcha Man (Fred Thebot and smallfoot)
>>
>> HAMMER OF THOR
>>
>> The winner is:
>>
>> Terrence Cooter
>
>Unfortunately, this is the same LITS O' HAET as you posted when your
>nominations were DENIED, so there are no extra UV points.
>
>How do you like your new hat?

you gave him the constricting one, right?
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

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