Posted by -Andy- on 10/09/05 15:29

Kadaitcha Man LOVES spam sent to <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com>:

> -Andy-, <nospam@fuck--you.com>, the contrived, free-swimming
> douchebag, and seller of gorse for brooms, caterwauled:
>
>> Kadaitcha Man LOVES spam sent to <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com>:
>>
>>> -Andy-, <nospam@fuck--you.com>, the blubbery, self-righteous
>>> mattress muncher, and royal servant in charge of table linen,
>>> clapped out:
>>>
>>>> Kadaitcha Man LOVES spam sent to <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com>:
>>>>
>>>>> -Andy-, <nospam@fuck--you.com>, the abysmal, macabre piss stain,
>>>>> and Seller of rotten fish, illumined:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man LOVES spam sent to <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> -Andy-, <nospam@fuck--you.com>, the menial, harassed flimflam,
>>>>>>> and girdle wearer, throbbed:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man LOVES spam sent to
>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com>:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> -Andy-, <nospam@fuck--you.com>, the dotty, homeless pig, and
>>>>>>>>> attacher of extra horses to wagons and coaches to help them up
>>>>>>>>> hills, dilated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man LOVES spam sent to
>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> -Andy-, <nospam@fuck--you.com>, the mentally deficient,
>>>>>>>>>>> distasteful steaming hot kanga, and mercenary and gun
>>>>>>>>>>> runner, noted:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man LOVES spam sent to
>>>>>>>>>>>> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As any fool knows, the Message-Id contains an encoded
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> representation of the poster's IP address. It's therefore
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clear that Poofter is changing his IP address to evade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting limits set by the server. Tsk!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heavens to Murgatroyd. You're correct.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Mate, have a Bex and a lie down. I'm
>>>>>>>>>>>> concerned......seriously.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> About what, ANDREW?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Heavens to Murgatroyd"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Results 1 - 2 of 2 for Kadaitcha "Heavens to Murgatroyd"
>>>>>>>>>> (0.22 seconds)
>>>>>>>>>> Both results refer to the same thread.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Are you on the slops?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You stupid fucking cunt. That's the new, improved, fubar
>>>>>>>>> google for you.
>>>>>>>>> If you hit the repeat the search with the omitted results
>>>>>>>>> included link, there are three, not two. One original, two
>>>>>>>>> quotes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> HA! you fucking inverted, trumpet shaped, sphincter blink.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll have to teach that one to Fred.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lend him to me for a week, I'll learn 'im good.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you hit it again there is four, not three. One original,
>>>>>>>> three quotes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You can't count. There are six.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I can count to 21 with my trousers down.
>>>>>
>>>>> Just remember it was you who drew the analogy from your stinking
>>>>> toes and short, stumpy fingers to your penis.
>>>>
>>>> I'm not ashamed of my 3" penis, or its 3 knuckles.
>>>
>>> hahahaa knuckles. That's the best euphemism I've ever seen for
>>> cankered scabs.
>>
>> calluses!
>> I told you that it was ok to keep your glasses on. But listen to
>> me?...ohhh nooo...you had to feel the sting in your eyes didn't you?.
>> Not that I didn't think it was special, I like it when its all gums
>> and denture adhesive.
>
> You are confused between myself and your favourite $1 oral sex vending
> machine at the casino, which contains a geriatric Paki.

Nahhh, couldn't be, I only play the 1 and 2 cent machines.

>Now, that's
> enough insolence from you. Or else.

Thank you, I am honored.

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