Posted by Phoenix on 10/09/05 22:55

In article <slrndkhogn.irf.pjr@nntp.petitmorte.net>,
PJR <pjr@NOSPAMkookbusters.org> wrote:

> On 09 Oct 2005 03:46:07 GMT, Sean Monaghan <sean@petitmorte.net> wrote
> in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
> > Phoenix wrote:
> >
> >> In article <43482728@usenet.zapto.org>,
> >> Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook Awards.
> >>
> >> At least one, at any rate. In certified recognition of your pitiful
> >> attempt to impersonate a Vote Wrangler, you are hereby duly awarded
> >> the TINFOIL SOMBRERO for outstanding pathetic fsckwittedness.
> >> Congratulations!!
> >
> > <APPLAUSE>
> >
> > Poofter has broken his own record - *eight* AUK awards in a single day
> > [based on Flyboi's Pacific time zone]
>
> Website updated accordingly:
> http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/search.php?query=cooter
>
> > ALL HAIL THE HAMMER OF PHOENIX!!!!1!!!
> ALL HAIL THE HAMMER OF PHOENIX!!!!!2!!!
>
> <...>
>
> >> Sorry, your decree is hereby DISQUALIFIED for lack of intelligence.
> >> You didn't even include me in it, indicating you're incompetent at
> >> even being a FNVW impersonator, which means you should forthwith be
> >> nominated for Village Idiot for October. Good fscking Bob.
> >
> > Seconded, in advance.
>
> At this rate we could be looking at Impreachment and/or an Official
> Apology before long.

The way he's tripping over himself we may need to put someone else in
the office of Fly Cooter. But who would run for it?

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