Posted by dave hillstrom on 10/10/05 04:30

On Mon, 10 Oct 2005 01:24:42 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
<blgjk193qeak4o3ejf6uco1sggklj17o41@4ax.com>, Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> humped my leg thusly:

>On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 19:55:40 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 20:55:05 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>><ot0jk1ds88cot0u89j2mgvfc4892s9chsd@4ax.com>, Aratzio
>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>
>>>On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 15:35:44 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>transparently proposed:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 16:32:30 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>><nfhik1tla2ccl022j1bnvprq75thbe221d@4ax.com>, Aratzio
>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> humped my leg thusly:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 08:06:51 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 04:27:17 GMT, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>><ju6hk1hc88r7v9qefau8g5tsnvkgu9h83q@4ax.com>, Bookman
>>>>>><bookman@kc.rr.comNULL> humped my leg thusly:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 03:51:17 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 23:14:38 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 9 Oct 2005 03:12:14 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>><dia1qc$d5q$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>>>>>>><cujo@petitmorte.net> humped my leg thusly:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>news:7avgk155v6fouv52piqpt0uumkkg8s1qll@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 21:33:46 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 00:46:15 GMT, in
>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>>>>>>>>>>><i0qgk1tgm28ii8vcen0l7asnamq3bmuek4@4ax.com>, Bookman
>>>>>>>>>>>><bookman@kc.rr.comNULL> humped my leg thusly:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 8 Oct 2005 20:59:21 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>>>>>>>>>>><cujo@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Robert Buchanan <rbuchanan@neubauten.org> wrote in news:9EU1f.9269
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>$cg.4598@news02.roc.ny:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tinplated <throwaway59@yahoo.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:af3gk1p5mhr3degc6gavkokk3ooklu1pe5@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 18:33:10 -0700, Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 00:22:56 GMT, Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crawdaddin) got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 16:00:42 -0700, Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 07 Oct 2005 21:53:18 GMT, Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bin Crawdaddin) got double secret probation because:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 13:30:27 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 09:40:50 GMT, Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bin Crawdaddin) transparently proposed:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 03:29:40 GMT, Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><rbuchanan@neubauten.org> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho) wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:43433e48.77240927@things-thatmakeyougohmm.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin) opened a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dead sea scroll and found these words written therein..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 16:15:22 GMT,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin) opened
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a dead sea scroll and found these words written
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>therein..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Oct 2005 18:28:03 GMT,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ontheroad@the-break-of-dawn.com (Sycho) wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>opened a dead sea scroll and found these words written
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>therein..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today "Sean Monaghan" <sean@petitmorte.net> opened
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a dead sea scroll and found these words written
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>therein..
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Both of you, Sycho and Crawdad, made an even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>better Cooter Lits O'Haet - he added both of you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>as write-in candidates to his modified AUK
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ballot.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[See the Vote! thread I crossposted into
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>AHM/A26/AAVFFF]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So Crawdad gets an honorable mention too??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Did ya hear that, bro?? Ya made it on da lits!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ummmm.. w00t? lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Did he write a paragraph o chit bout me too?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or wuzzit just my nym?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:-(
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I dunno. I'm gunna have to Google that one cuz I
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>never saw it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think you is jess shining me....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I never made no lits....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:-(
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't see it either. :( *sad sigh* lol It breaks my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>widdle black heart.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hey, I was thinking of something earlier.. If I were a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rag head, I could legally change my name to oSycho bin
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hakkin hahahahahaha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I could convert you to the Muslim faith my
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>brother!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hace been healed, my brother!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Allah be Praised !!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Allah Candy Bar!! Did I get that right?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oSyko bin Hakkin!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*hacks up a lung* See?? I'm at it again! lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I converted after 09-11-01 even though I am still
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>banned from entering any mosques for another 6
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>months.... Something about playing Judas Priest over
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the loudspeaker during call to prayer didn't quite sit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>right with the hardliners.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I know how that feels, bro. I got das booten for playing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Slayer's "South of Heaven" full blast and bowed to the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>west. ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Well I wanted to be different is all. lol
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>They do seem to have a problem with expressing yourself.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My problem is I don't believe in following the "norm". So
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> does that mean I'm no longer part of the "flock"? If so,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> well that just flocking sucks! hehehehehe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hereby declare that you are a silly person. So there.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hey,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You're not a converted Muslim!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Get the flock out of our thread....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:-(
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>netKKKop!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Careful ratman....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'll have you be-headed on a web cam
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>for a statement like that.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Just so long as it is ALL MY FAULT!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It has to be your fault?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>That quantifier makes it a bit more difficult.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>O K
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Howz this?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If it is your fault, then we will have you on display
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>over the interweb, via webcam, while lil' Cooter boi
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sukkx yer pekker until your forhead caves in.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:-)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I would hate to rob Daiperboi of his single moment of usenet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>glory.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>How about you just destroy AUK and blame me. I have had a couple
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>offers for that recently and they fell through which left me with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that unfulfilled feeling, IYKWIM.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DESTROY AUK, IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DESTROY AUK FROM ORBIT, IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DESTROY AUK BY BLOWING IT OUT OF THE GODDAMNED AIRLOCK!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DESTROY AUK WITH MOLTEN ALUMINUM AND MIND CONTROL RAYS!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>DESTROY AUK WITH FREE ENERGY WELDERS AND REMOTE VIEWING!
>>>>>>>>>>>>DESTROY AUK WITH MAN-EATING GENITAL CRABS!
>>>>>>>>>>> DESTROY AUK WITH A BEAVY OF NAKED SUPERMODELS!
>>>>>>>>>>DESTROY AUK WITH A MOB ARMED WITH GARDEN WEASELS!
>>>>>>>>>DESTROY AUK WITH A HORDE OF TINY PLASTIC ARMY MEN!
>>>>>>>>DESTROY AUK WITH A BEAVY OF NAKED SUPERMODELS, YOU IGNORANT RETARDS!
>>>>>>>DESTROY AUK WITH A SQUAD OF ADULT FILM "FLUFFERS", YOU IGNORANT SLUTS!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>SUBSCRIBE!
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh sure naked supermodels are not good enough for dave, dave needs
>>>>>professionals.
>>>>
>>>>i have...special needs.
>>>
>>>i have...heard (and was disgusted)
>>
>>youve been talking to hatchetmama, havent you.
>
>Krusty The Klown

damnit. and i ~paid~ the assh^h^h^h^hdor^h^h^hbitch to be quiet.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.

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