Posted by Sycho on 10/10/05 07:47

Today Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com> opened a dead sea scroll and
found these words written therein..

>These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook Awards. All of
>these winners got exactly one valid vote each. The rest of the votes are
>invalid because they replied to incomplete ballots.
>
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
>The winner is:
>
>Matthew Moulton
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
>The winner is
>
>WFB/TJ
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
>The winner is:
>
>Dave Hillstrom
>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
>The winner is:
>
>Sycho

I missed you too, John Boi.
--
A mom looked at her little boy asking what the different sounds
animals make. "What does a cow say?" she asked. The boy replied,
"Moo!". "What does a pig say?" The boy replied, "OINK!" Finally she
asked, "What does a duck say?" "AFLACK!" replied the boy.

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