Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 10/10/05 08:33

"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
news:dib1ji$kf5$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:13:57 +0100, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
> <slrndkhnrm.irf.pjr@nntp.petitmorte.net>, PJR <pjr@NOSPAMkookbusters.org>
> humped my leg thusly:
>
> >On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 13:06:01 -0700, Fly Cooter <FlyCooter@excite.com>
> >wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
> >
> >> These are the real winners of the September 2005 Usenet Kook Awards.
All of
> >> these winners got exactly one valid vote each. The rest of the votes
are
> >> invalid because they replied to incomplete ballots.
> >
> >I see you're going to be a really good Vote-Wrangler, Poofter. Ballot
> >papers received: 54. Ballot papers counted: 1 (your own).
> >
> >> KOOK OF THE MONTH
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Matthew Moulton
> >>
> >> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> >>
> >> The winner is
> >>
> >> WFB/TJ
> >>
> >> COWARD OF THE MONTH
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Dave Hillstrom
> >>
> >> GOLDEN KILLFILE
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Sycho
> >>
> >> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Matthew Moulton
> >>
> >> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Matthew Moulton
> >>
> >> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> PJR
> >
> >*ding*
> >
> >> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> The Psyko
> >>
> >> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Matthew Moulton
> >>
> >> TAR & FEATHERS
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Buzzard
> >>
> >> KENNY McCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Matthew Moulton
> >>
> >> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Woodchuck Bill
> >>
> >> PALMJOB PADDLE
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Spanky the Thunder Chicken
> >>
> >> ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Kadaitcha Man
> >>
> >> GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
> >>
> >> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Jack Gillen
> >>
> >> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Pinku-Sensei
> >>
> >> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Dr. Flonkenstein
> >>
> >> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> John Henry
> >>
> >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Kadaitcha Man
> >>
> >> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Perfect Reign
> >>
> >> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Kadaitcha Man (Fred Thebot and smallfoot)
> >>
> >> HAMMER OF THOR
> >>
> >> The winner is:
> >>
> >> Terrence Cooter
> >
> >Unfortunately, this is the same LITS O' HAET as you posted when your
> >nominations were DENIED, so there are no extra UV points.
> >
> >How do you like your new hat?
>
> you gave him the constricting one, right?

is a rat's sock like you qualified for voting anywhere?

> --
> dave hillstrom
>
> Vote Dave Hillstrom for Whining Whinger in AUK October 2005
>
> the belgians are STILL thieves.

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