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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 10/14/05 06:21
In article <j95uk15kg8j9rdlff2anuag3eokmgmdspo@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:05:50 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <9n2uk19eap27d77unac4f50hag9ivtmktm@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:49:56 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <fe4sk1111742mhclhf2rus92t17i9cgd7t@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >
> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:59:31 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >> Clever enough that if I ever did something illegal I wouldn't be
> >> >> >> running all over Usenet bragging about it.
> >> >>
> >> >> >But see, there's the rub. You've already felt the need to cover your ass
> >> >> >on usenet, you've already admitted to fucking with their message boards.
> >> >> >Who do you think one of the first people they're gonna be looking for is
> >> >> >going to be. Maybe someone who's admitted to fucking with their message
> >> >> >board on a public forum?
> >> >>
> >> >> Verbally fucking around with a bunch of goobers ins't illegal.
> >>
> >> >Never said it was Matty.
> >>
> >> ...yeah, actually you pretty much did.
> >
> >Not at all. That's your guilty conscience talking.
> >
> >> Feelin all right Noodlehead?
> >> Lil fuzzy today maybe?
> >
> >Nope. All copacetic.
> >
> >>
> >> >Getting a little defensive?
> >>
> >> Getting a little retarded?
> >
> >A little on edge Matty? Wanna talk about it?
> >
> >>
> >> >> >Your only salvation is that you don't have the brains God gave a
> >> >> >ladybug, so taking down Mozilla's FireFox page is probably out of your
> >> >> >league.
> >>
> >> >> *pats Noodle Dick on the head*
> >> >>
> >> >> Good boy!
> >>
> >> >I know the truth hurts.
> >>
> >> Oh please, don't remind me how fucking stupid you are, I just don't
> >> think I can bear it!
> >
> >hahahaha !!!
> >
> >>
> >> >I'd feel bad for dropping it on you but I don't even like you.
> >>
> >> Well, I'm glad ONE of us is taking the time and bother to put some
> >> emotion into our nonexistant relations.
> >
> >Well, I wouldn't have a relationship with people either if all I ever
> >heard from them was that I was a stupid dick.
> >
> >I can see why there's no incentive for you to reach out. You're a stupid
> >dick and not very liked.
>
> Poor 'ol Noodle
> Trussed up like a lil toy poodle
> He's been bombarded
> For being mentally retarded
> Incidentally failing monumentally
> Wailing so much there's no time for inhaling
> We can all hope that the dope won't be able to cope
> And it'll be his end
> The one who can't contend
> The one who pretends
> The one who can't defend
> The one no one wants as a friend
> Can't you comprehend
> My little dead end
> Or must I blister yer rear end
> And continue to offend without end
Interesting dodge. Nice crappy poem too. That's rec.arts.poetry worthy.
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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