Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/14/05 06:33

On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:21:52 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>In article <j95uk15kg8j9rdlff2anuag3eokmgmdspo@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:05:50 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <9n2uk19eap27d77unac4f50hag9ivtmktm@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:49:56 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <fe4sk1111742mhclhf2rus92t17i9cgd7t@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:59:31 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Clever enough that if I ever did something illegal I wouldn't be
>> >> >> >> running all over Usenet bragging about it.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >But see, there's the rub. You've already felt the need to cover your ass
>> >> >> >on usenet, you've already admitted to fucking with their message boards.
>> >> >> >Who do you think one of the first people they're gonna be looking for is
>> >> >> >going to be. Maybe someone who's admitted to fucking with their message
>> >> >> >board on a public forum?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Verbally fucking around with a bunch of goobers ins't illegal.
>> >>
>> >> >Never said it was Matty.
>> >>
>> >> ...yeah, actually you pretty much did.
>> >
>> >Not at all. That's your guilty conscience talking.
>> >
>> >> Feelin all right Noodlehead?
>> >> Lil fuzzy today maybe?
>> >
>> >Nope. All copacetic.
>> >
>> >>
>> >> >Getting a little defensive?
>> >>
>> >> Getting a little retarded?
>> >
>> >A little on edge Matty? Wanna talk about it?
>> >
>> >>
>> >> >> >Your only salvation is that you don't have the brains God gave a
>> >> >> >ladybug, so taking down Mozilla's FireFox page is probably out of your
>> >> >> >league.
>> >>
>> >> >> *pats Noodle Dick on the head*
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Good boy!
>> >>
>> >> >I know the truth hurts.
>> >>
>> >> Oh please, don't remind me how fucking stupid you are, I just don't
>> >> think I can bear it!
>> >
>> >hahahaha !!!
>> >
>> >>
>> >> >I'd feel bad for dropping it on you but I don't even like you.
>> >>
>> >> Well, I'm glad ONE of us is taking the time and bother to put some
>> >> emotion into our nonexistant relations.
>> >
>> >Well, I wouldn't have a relationship with people either if all I ever
>> >heard from them was that I was a stupid dick.
>> >
>> >I can see why there's no incentive for you to reach out. You're a stupid
>> >dick and not very liked.
>>
>> Poor 'ol Noodle
>> Trussed up like a lil toy poodle
>> He's been bombarded
>> For being mentally retarded
>> Incidentally failing monumentally
>> Wailing so much there's no time for inhaling
>> We can all hope that the dope won't be able to cope
>> And it'll be his end
>> The one who can't contend
>> The one who pretends
>> The one who can't defend
>> The one no one wants as a friend
>> Can't you comprehend
>> My little dead end
>> Or must I blister yer rear end
>> And continue to offend without end
>
>Interesting dodge. Nice crappy poem too. That's rec.arts.poetry worthy.

Don't you be dissin my wicked white boi rap, net.nigga!

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