Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/14/05 08:38

On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:27:22 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:

>In article <6kauk1dejaqcnpgue5aeqp5r3e4p45tejg@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
>> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:48:59 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>>
>> >In article <lm9uk11khsnid68v7g2clp42r2mie5vbqt@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:21:52 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >In article <j95uk15kg8j9rdlff2anuag3eokmgmdspo@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:05:50 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >In article <9n2uk19eap27d77unac4f50hag9ivtmktm@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>> >> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:49:56 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>> >> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >In article <fe4sk1111742mhclhf2rus92t17i9cgd7t@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
>> >> >> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:59:31 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
>> >> >> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Clever enough that if I ever did something illegal I wouldn't be
>> >> >> >> >> >> running all over Usenet bragging about it.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >But see, there's the rub. You've already felt the need to cover your ass
>> >> >> >> >> >on usenet, you've already admitted to fucking with their message boards.
>> >> >> >> >> >Who do you think one of the first people they're gonna be looking for is
>> >> >> >> >> >going to be. Maybe someone who's admitted to fucking with their message
>> >> >> >> >> >board on a public forum?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Verbally fucking around with a bunch of goobers ins't illegal.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >Never said it was Matty.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> ...yeah, actually you pretty much did.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Not at all. That's your guilty conscience talking.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Feelin all right Noodlehead?
>> >> >> >> Lil fuzzy today maybe?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Nope. All copacetic.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >Getting a little defensive?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Getting a little retarded?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >A little on edge Matty? Wanna talk about it?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >Your only salvation is that you don't have the brains God gave a
>> >> >> >> >> >ladybug, so taking down Mozilla's FireFox page is probably out of your
>> >> >> >> >> >league.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> *pats Noodle Dick on the head*
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Good boy!
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >I know the truth hurts.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Oh please, don't remind me how fucking stupid you are, I just don't
>> >> >> >> think I can bear it!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >hahahaha !!!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >I'd feel bad for dropping it on you but I don't even like you.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Well, I'm glad ONE of us is taking the time and bother to put some
>> >> >> >> emotion into our nonexistant relations.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Well, I wouldn't have a relationship with people either if all I ever
>> >> >> >heard from them was that I was a stupid dick.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I can see why there's no incentive for you to reach out. You're a stupid
>> >> >> >dick and not very liked.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Poor 'ol Noodle
>> >> >> Trussed up like a lil toy poodle
>> >> >> He's been bombarded
>> >> >> For being mentally retarded
>> >> >> Incidentally failing monumentally
>> >> >> Wailing so much there's no time for inhaling
>> >> >> We can all hope that the dope won't be able to cope
>> >> >> And it'll be his end
>> >> >> The one who can't contend
>> >> >> The one who pretends
>> >> >> The one who can't defend
>> >> >> The one no one wants as a friend
>> >> >> Can't you comprehend
>> >> >> My little dead end
>> >> >> Or must I blister yer rear end
>> >> >> And continue to offend without end
>> >> >
>> >> >Interesting dodge. Nice crappy poem too. That's rec.arts.poetry worthy.
>> >>
>> >> Don't you be dissin my wicked white boi rap, net.nigga!
>> >
>> >That was rap?
>> >
>> >BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
>>
>> Well step it the fuck up, net.nigga! You think you can do better,
>> let's see you rap it the fuck out, ya pussy lil girl scout, always
>> runnin at the mouth, I'll smack yer lil wannabe black come backs, I
>> won't hold back as I verbally attack, better make tracks ya stupid lil
>> white trash.
>
>Alright, who g<COCK SLAP>

Hrmmm...I guess my new trend doesn't really work if I'm the only one
capable of rhyming.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

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