Posted by smallfoot on 10/14/05 17:52

In article <434fc4ce@usenet.zapto.org>, FlyCooter@excite.com says...
> In article <r0huk19akogkjluu48nhpkc9hq1fetrkbf@4ax.com>,
> usenet@backwater-productions.net says...
> >
> >
> >On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:27:22 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> ><silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >
> >>In article <6kauk1dejaqcnpgue5aeqp5r3e4p45tejg@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> >>Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >>
> >>> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:48:59 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >In article <lm9uk11khsnid68v7g2clp42r2mie5vbqt@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> >>> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >>> >
> >>> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:21:52 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >>> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> >In article <j95uk15kg8j9rdlff2anuag3eokmgmdspo@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> >>> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> Wow"...
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:05:50 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >>> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >In article <9n2uk19eap27d77unac4f50hag9ivtmktm@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> >>> >> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> >>> >> >> >Wow"...
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:49:56 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >>> >> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >In article <fe4sk1111742mhclhf2rus92t17i9cgd7t@4ax.com>, Onideus
> >>> >> >> >> >Mad
> >>> >> >> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> >>> >> >> >> >Wow"...
> >>> >> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:59:31 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >>> >> >> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>> >> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >> >> Clever enough that if I ever did something illegal I
> wouldn't
> >>> >> >> >> >> >> be
> >>> >> >> >> >> >> running all over Usenet bragging about it.
> >>> >> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >> >But see, there's the rub. You've already felt the need to
> cover
> >>> >> >> >> >> >your ass
> >>> >> >> >> >> >on usenet, you've already admitted to fucking with their
> message
> >>> >> >> >> >> >boards.
> >>> >> >> >> >> >Who do you think one of the first people they're gonna be
> >>> >> >> >> >> >looking for is
> >>> >> >> >> >> >going to be. Maybe someone who's admitted to fucking with
> their
> >>> >> >> >> >> >message
> >>> >> >> >> >> >board on a public forum?
> >>> >> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >> Verbally fucking around with a bunch of goobers ins't illegal.
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >Never said it was Matty.
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> ...yeah, actually you pretty much did.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >Not at all. That's your guilty conscience talking.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >> Feelin all right Noodlehead?
> >>> >> >> >> Lil fuzzy today maybe?
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >Nope. All copacetic.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >Getting a little defensive?
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> Getting a little retarded?
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >A little on edge Matty? Wanna talk about it?
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >> >Your only salvation is that you don't have the brains God gave
> a
> >>> >> >> >> >> >ladybug, so taking down Mozilla's FireFox page is probably out
> >>> >> >> >> >> >of your
> >>> >> >> >> >> >league.
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >> *pats Noodle Dick on the head*
> >>> >> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >> Good boy!
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >I know the truth hurts.
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> Oh please, don't remind me how fucking stupid you are, I just
> don't
> >>> >> >> >> think I can bear it!
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >hahahaha !!!
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> >I'd feel bad for dropping it on you but I don't even like you.
> >>> >> >> >>
> >>> >> >> >> Well, I'm glad ONE of us is taking the time and bother to put some
> >>> >> >> >> emotion into our nonexistant relations.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >Well, I wouldn't have a relationship with people either if all I
> ever
> >>> >> >> >heard from them was that I was a stupid dick.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> >I can see why there's no incentive for you to reach out. You're a
> >>> >> >> >stupid
> >>> >> >> >dick and not very liked.
> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >> Poor 'ol Noodle
> >>> >> >> Trussed up like a lil toy poodle
> >>> >> >> He's been bombarded
> >>> >> >> For being mentally retarded
> >>> >> >> Incidentally failing monumentally
> >>> >> >> Wailing so much there's no time for inhaling
> >>> >> >> We can all hope that the dope won't be able to cope
> >>> >> >> And it'll be his end
> >>> >> >> The one who can't contend
> >>> >> >> The one who pretends
> >>> >> >> The one who can't defend
> >>> >> >> The one no one wants as a friend
> >>> >> >> Can't you comprehend
> >>> >> >> My little dead end
> >>> >> >> Or must I blister yer rear end
> >>> >> >> And continue to offend without end
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >Interesting dodge. Nice crappy poem too. That's rec.arts.poetry worthy.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Don't you be dissin my wicked white boi rap, net.nigga!
> >>> >
> >>> >That was rap?
> >>> >
> >>> >BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
> >>>
> >>> Well step it the fuck up, net.nigga! You think you can do better,
> >>> let's see you rap it the fuck out, ya pussy lil girl scout, always
> >>> runnin at the mouth, I'll smack yer lil wannabe black come backs, I
> >>> won't hold back as I verbally attack, better make tracks ya stupid lil
> >>> white trash.
> >>
> >>Alright, who g<COCK SLAP>
> >
> >Hrmmm...I guess my new trend doesn't really work if I'm the only one
> >capable of rhyming.
>
> Anybody can rhyme. But you can't get pussy. I'll take the snatch, 'mo.

Looks like the sock is fresh from the laundry.

/sniff-sniff

Mmmmm. Tide Mountain Spring, right?

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