Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 10/15/05 01:38

In article <h2J3f.9817$cg.6938@news02.roc.ny>, Robert Buchanan took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

> What is it, Noodles Jefferson? I'm really busy in alt.usenet.kooks and
> I don't have time to respond to just anything...
>
> > In article <6kauk1dejaqcnpgue5aeqp5r3e4p45tejg@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> > Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> > Wow"...
> >
> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:48:59 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >In article <lm9uk11khsnid68v7g2clp42r2mie5vbqt@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> >> >Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> >> >Wow"...
> >> >
> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:21:52 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >In article <j95uk15kg8j9rdlff2anuag3eokmgmdspo@4ax.com>, Onideus
> >> >> >Mad Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
> >> >> >"Oh Wow"...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:05:50 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >In article <9n2uk19eap27d77unac4f50hag9ivtmktm@4ax.com>,
> >> >> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
> >> >> >> >and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:49:56 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >> >> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >In article <fe4sk1111742mhclhf2rus92t17i9cgd7t@4ax.com>,
> >> >> >> >> >Onideus Mad Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the
> >> >> >> >> >grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> On Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:59:31 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> >> >> >> >> >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Clever enough that if I ever did something illegal I
> >> >> >> >> >> >> wouldn't be running all over Usenet bragging about it.
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >But see, there's the rub. You've already felt the need
> >> >> >> >> >> >to cover your ass on usenet, you've already admitted to
> >> >> >> >> >> >fucking with their message boards. Who do you think one
> >> >> >> >> >> >of the first people they're gonna be looking for is
> >> >> >> >> >> >going to be. Maybe someone who's admitted to fucking
> >> >> >> >> >> >with their message board on a public forum?
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Verbally fucking around with a bunch of goobers ins't
> >> >> >> >> >> illegal.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Never said it was Matty.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> ...yeah, actually you pretty much did.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Not at all. That's your guilty conscience talking.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Feelin all right Noodlehead?
> >> >> >> >> Lil fuzzy today maybe?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Nope. All copacetic.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >Getting a little defensive?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Getting a little retarded?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >A little on edge Matty? Wanna talk about it?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Your only salvation is that you don't have the brains
> >> >> >> >> >> >God gave a ladybug, so taking down Mozilla's FireFox
> >> >> >> >> >> >page is probably out of your league.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> *pats Noodle Dick on the head*
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> Good boy!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >I know the truth hurts.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Oh please, don't remind me how fucking stupid you are, I
> >> >> >> >> just don't think I can bear it!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >hahahaha !!!
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >I'd feel bad for dropping it on you but I don't even like
> >> >> >> >> >you.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Well, I'm glad ONE of us is taking the time and bother to
> >> >> >> >> put some emotion into our nonexistant relations.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Well, I wouldn't have a relationship with people either if all
> >> >> >> >I ever heard from them was that I was a stupid dick.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >I can see why there's no incentive for you to reach out.
> >> >> >> >You're a stupid dick and not very liked.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Poor 'ol Noodle
> >> >> >> Trussed up like a lil toy poodle
> >> >> >> He's been bombarded
> >> >> >> For being mentally retarded
> >> >> >> Incidentally failing monumentally
> >> >> >> Wailing so much there's no time for inhaling
> >> >> >> We can all hope that the dope won't be able to cope
> >> >> >> And it'll be his end
> >> >> >> The one who can't contend
> >> >> >> The one who pretends
> >> >> >> The one who can't defend
> >> >> >> The one no one wants as a friend
> >> >> >> Can't you comprehend
> >> >> >> My little dead end
> >> >> >> Or must I blister yer rear end
> >> >> >> And continue to offend without end
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Interesting dodge. Nice crappy poem too. That's rec.arts.poetry
> >> >> >worthy.
> >> >>
> >> >> Don't you be dissin my wicked white boi rap, net.nigga!
> >> >
> >> >That was rap?
> >> >
> >> >BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
> >>
> >> Well step it the fuck up, net.nigga! You think you can do better,
> >> let's see you rap it the fuck out, ya pussy lil girl scout, always
> >> runnin at the mouth, I'll smack yer lil wannabe black come backs, I
> >> won't hold back as I verbally attack, better make tracks ya stupid
> >> lil white trash.
> >
> > Alright, who gave Matty the 8 mile tape?
> >
> > Glad to see you've discovered your inner wigger.
>
> I just hope he doesn't get his hands on a copy of "Big Willie Style."
>

Biz Marke.

--
Noodles Jefferson
YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED !

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