Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/27/48 11:29

On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:59:38 -0500, Max of Mad <blah@blah.blah> wrote:

>> Maxipad can't be glad
>> Daddy always beat him as a lad
>> Mommy said he just fell real bad
>> And now he's grown up just like his dad
>> And that's just too damn sad
>> If he had a chance he might break
>> The hypnotic trance that's makin
>> Him prance like a fuckin lil fairy
>> Jesus it's scary
>> Like he's tryin to fuck the Virgin Mary

>Hatt Baby can't rap like that
>cuz he can't chance being handed his hat
>when he prances and chants make believe on others
>he runs and hides back behind his mother
>
>Hatt Baby doesn't see what others see
>a glance in the mirror he doesn't see the disease
>he can't seize the fact that a limerick ain't a rap
>others say please stop your flood of crap
>
>Hatt Baby is a fat brat always needin a spat
>time to push Hatt's crap raps back under his hat
>so he can skip and prance and do his sales pitch
>that everyone he responds to is his bitch

Shit like that, it ain't rap, it's fuckin crap
Poor boi's blowing like a radiator cap
Ignorant lil prick who has no dick
Cause daddy beat it with a brick
He's so damn lame with no sense of shame
That he'd even try to proclaime rap fame
With his weak little game it's all the same
As I take aim
As I inflame
As I smack him with is own pen name
This ain't no fair game it's a fuckin war game

What's the matter dog
You don't like me smackin ya
With yer own wannabe black come backs
Yer like a box of Tampax
Small and discreet
Popular with the ladies for about a week
You embarrass as bad as Terrance
Beating his meat
To guys named Pete

Just admit defeat
Yer a spazzy lil geek
Pissin on the toilet seat
Ya better beat a retreat
Cause you have no technique
Rapping on a losing streak
This is like shootin skeet

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Onideus Mad Hatter
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http://www.backwater-productions.net

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