Posted by <yyyiiinnnggg on 10/22/05 08:43

"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1dc22dec94759ba0989a0d@news.alt.net...
> In article <1c4inebgmnkl2$.2eusnv0srqsb.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o the
> Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
> "Oh Wow"...
>
> > On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:58:45 -0500, in
> > <news:MPG.1dc2236ffa50d652989a06@news.alt.net>, Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> >
> > > In article <1ljnmmf2fwxsn.vxvfmlrcxf6o.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o the
> > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said
> > > "Oh Wow"...
> > >
> > >> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:17:32 -0500, in
> > >> <news:MPG.1dc219c611c4b8de9899ff@news.alt.net>, Noodles Jefferson
wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> In article <sqomojg1wz8r$.vzn34loisugt.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o the
> > >>> Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said
> > >>> "Oh Wow"...
> > >>>
> > >>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:50:46 -0500, in
> > >>>> <news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net>, Noodles Jefferson
wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>, Yomamma Bin
Crawdaddin
> > >>>>> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > >>>>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>In article <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>, Rev
Turd
> > >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
> > >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > >>>>>>>> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> >
> > >>>>>>>> >
> > >>>>>>>> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> >>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>In article <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>,
Rev Turd
> > >>>>>>>> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said "Oh
> > >>>>>>>> >>>Wow"...
> > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>In article
<7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and I said "Oh
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In article
<x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and I said "Oh
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
<pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw it on the
grill, and I said "Oh
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500, Noodles
Jefferson wrote:
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
wrote in message
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
<silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>, Fly
Cooter took the
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name for such an
asshole. And he lives
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like Crocodile
Dundee! He probably
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian for beer,
mate. HA HA HA HA HA!
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little man, Matty.
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in anyways?
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn to use
coherent sentences anytime
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be curvy or gravy?
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with flies?
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer your protein
juicy (as in steak
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like eating a fried
salty football.
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome, natures
most perfect food.
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>>:-p
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > >>>>>>>> >>
> > >>>>>>>> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and tequila,
pork rinds,
> > >>>>>>>> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could absorb beer and
tequila
> > >>>>>>>> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > >>>>>>>> >
> > >>>>>>>> >
> > >>>>>>>> > Yeah,
> > >>>>>>>> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > >>>>>>>> > :-)
> > >>>>>>>> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork rinds <that
even made
> > >>>>>>>> me feel a little queazy>
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a snack!
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Hey,
> > >>>>>> What are you busting my balls for?
> > >>>>>> I'm just participating in the thread.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much better and
better for
> > >>>>> you.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > >>>>>> anyway...
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy, salty,
football.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> pork rinds rawk. specially the microwave and fryin kind. ooh
rah!!
> > >>>>
> > >>>
> > >>> There microwave and fryin' kinds? That doesn't sound like that's an
> > >>> improvement.
> > >>
> > >> thems good eatin, sho nuff.
> > >>
> > >
> > > This is all lies. I refuse to hear any more about this.
> >
> > you cant handle the truth.
> >
>
> I can't handle pork rinds.

But you love Wendy's frost very much?

>
> --
> Noodles Jefferson
> mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
> sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
>
> "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
> are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
> world is evidently approaching."
> --Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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