Posted by <yyyiiinnnggg on 10/22/05 08:59

"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1dc219c611c4b8de9899ff@news.alt.net...
> In article <sqomojg1wz8r$.vzn34loisugt.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o the
> Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
> "Oh Wow"...
>
> > On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:50:46 -0500, in
> > <news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net>, Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> >
> > > In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>, Yomamma Bin
Crawdaddin
> > > took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > >
> > >> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>>In article <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> > >>>Wow"...
> > >>>
> > >>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > >>>> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > >>>> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > >>>> >
> > >>>> >
> > >>>> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >>>> >>
> > >>>> >>>In article <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>, Rev
Turd
> > >>>> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
> > >>>> >>>Wow"...
> > >>>> >>>
> > >>>> >>>
> > >>>> >>>
> > >>>> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > >>>> >>>>
> > >>>> >>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > >>>> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > >>>> >>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >>>> >>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>In article <7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>,
Rev Turd
> > >>>> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said "Oh
> > >>>> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>In article
<x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and
I said "Oh
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
<pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and I said "Oh
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
wrote:
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
wrote in message
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
wrote in message
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>, Fly Cooter
took the
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name for such an
asshole. And he lives
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like Crocodile Dundee!
He probably
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian for beer, mate. HA
HA HA HA HA!
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little man, Matty.
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in anyways?
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn to use coherent
sentences anytime
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be curvy or gravy?
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with flies?
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer your protein juicy
(as in steak
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like eating a fried salty
football.
> > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome, natures most
perfect food.
> > >>>> >>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>
> > >>>> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > >>>> >>>>>:-p
> > >>>> >>>>
> > >>>> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > >>>> >>>>
> > >>>> >>>
> > >>>> >>>
> > >>>> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > >>>> >>>
> > >>>> >>
> > >>>> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and tequila, pork
rinds,
> > >>>> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could absorb beer and
tequila
> > >>>> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > >>>> >
> > >>>> >
> > >>>> > Yeah,
> > >>>> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > >>>> > :-)
> > >>>> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork rinds <that even
made
> > >>>> me feel a little queazy>
> > >>>>
> > >>>
> > >>>Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a snack!
> > >>
> > >> Hey,
> > >> What are you busting my balls for?
> > >> I'm just participating in the thread.
> > >
> > > I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much better and better
for
> > > you.
> > >
> > >> I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > >> anyway...
> > >
> > >
> > > I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy, salty,
football.
> >
> > pork rinds rawk. specially the microwave and fryin kind. ooh rah!!
> >
>
> There microwave and fryin' kinds? That doesn't sound like that's an
> improvement.

Instant noodles is better?

>
> --
> Noodles Jefferson
> mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
> sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
>
> "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
> are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
> world is evidently approaching."
> --Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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