Posted by <yyyiiinnnggg on 10/22/05 09:18

"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net...
> In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>, Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin
> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> > On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> >
> > >In article <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > >Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> > >Wow"...
> > >
> > >> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > >> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > >> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> >>>In article <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>, Rev
Turd
> > >> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
> > >> >>>Wow"...
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > >> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > >> >>>>>
> > >> >>>>>
> > >> >>>>>
> > >> >>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >> >>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>In article <7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>,
Rev Turd
> > >> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said "Oh
> > >> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >> >>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >> >>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>In article <x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>,
Rev Turd
> > >> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said "Oh
> > >> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
<pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and I said "Oh
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
wrote:
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote
in message
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
wrote in message
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>, Fly Cooter
took the
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
Wow"...
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name for such an asshole.
And he lives
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like Crocodile Dundee!
He probably
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian for beer, mate. HA
HA HA HA HA!
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little man, Matty.
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in anyways?
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn to use coherent
sentences anytime
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be curvy or gravy?
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with flies?
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > >> >>>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > >> >>>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer your protein juicy
(as in steak
> > >> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > >> >>>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like eating a fried salty
football.
> > >> >>>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>
> > >> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome, natures most
perfect food.
> > >> >>>>>
> > >> >>>>>
> > >> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > >> >>>>>:-p
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > >> >>>>
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > >> >>>
> > >> >>
> > >> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and tequila, pork
rinds,
> > >> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could absorb beer and
tequila
> > >> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > Yeah,
> > >> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > >> > :-)
> > >> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork rinds <that even
made
> > >> me feel a little queazy>
> > >>
> > >
> > >Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a snack!
> >
> > Hey,
> > What are you busting my balls for?
> > I'm just participating in the thread.
>
> I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much better and better for
> you.
>
> > I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > anyway...
>
>
> I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy, salty, football.

Would you eat crispy salty fried PJR sock?

>
> --
> Noodles Jefferson
> mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
> sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
>
> "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
> are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
> world is evidently approaching."
> --Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
>
>
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