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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 10/22/05 11:49
In article <djcqnb$mbq$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1dc3a0d37ab34375989a30@news.alt.net...
> > In article <djcmi7$v9r$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> > >
> > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1dc398618d176953989a29@news.alt.net...
> > > > In article <djclt5$rnt$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> the
> > > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:MPG.1dc394fe9115ae7c989a23@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > In article <djcjbj$der$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com
> took
> > > the
> > > > > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > news:MPG.1dc22dec94759ba0989a0d@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > In article <1c4inebgmnkl2$.2eusnv0srqsb.dlg@40tude.net>,
> Lame-o
> > > the
> > > > > > > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
> and
> > > I
> > > > > said
> > > > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:58:45 -0500, in
> > > > > > > > > <news:MPG.1dc2236ffa50d652989a06@news.alt.net>, Noodles
> > > Jefferson
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > In article <1ljnmmf2fwxsn.vxvfmlrcxf6o.dlg@40tude.net>,
> Lame-o
> > > the
> > > > > > > > > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the
> grill,
> > > and
> > > > > I
> > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:17:32 -0500, in
> > > > > > > > > >> <news:MPG.1dc219c611c4b8de9899ff@news.alt.net>, Noodles
> > > Jefferson
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>> In article <sqomojg1wz8r$.vzn34loisugt.dlg@40tude.net>,
> > > Lame-o
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > >>> Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the
> > > grill,
> > > > > and I
> > > > > > > said
> > > > > > > > > >>> "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:50:46 -0500, in
> > > > > > > > > >>>> <news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net>, Noodles
> > > > > Jefferson
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>> In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>,
> Yomamma
> > > Bin
> > > > > > > Crawdaddin
> > > > > > > > > >>>>> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
> "Oh
> > > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>In article
> > > <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > > Rev
> > > > > > > Turd
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
> and
> > > I
> > > > > said
> > > > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd
> Fredericks
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>In article
> > > > > <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > > > > Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> > > grill,
> > > > > and I
> > > > > > > said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd
> > > Fredericks
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > > <7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on
> the
> > > > > grill,
> > > > > > > and I said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > > <x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on
> the
> > > > > grill,
> > > > > > > and I said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > > <pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw
> it on
> > > the
> > > > > > > grill, and I said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500,
> Noodles
> > > > > > > Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and
> I
> > > said
> > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > > > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the
> grill,
> > > and I
> > > > > said
> > > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > > > > > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>,
> > > > > Fly
> > > > > > > Cooter took the
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill,
> and
> > > I
> > > > > said
> > > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name
> for
> > > such
> > > > > an
> > > > > > > asshole. And he lives
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like
> > > Crocodile
> > > > > > > Dundee! He probably
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian
> for
> > > beer,
> > > > > > > mate. HA HA HA HA HA!
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
> > > > > > > http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little
> man,
> > > > > Matty.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in
> > > anyways?
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn
> to
> > > use
> > > > > > > coherent sentences anytime
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be
> curvy or
> > > > > gravy?
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with
> > > flies?
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer
> your
> > > > > protein
> > > > > > > juicy (as in steak
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like
> eating a
> > > > > fried
> > > > > > > salty football.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome,
> > > natures
> > > > > > > most perfect food.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>>:-p
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and
> > > tequila,
> > > > > > > pork rinds,
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could
> absorb
> > > beer
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > tequila
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> >
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > Yeah,
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> > :-)
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork
> rinds
> > > > > <that
> > > > > > > even made
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> me feel a little queazy>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>>Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a
> snack!
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>> Hey,
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>> What are you busting my balls for?
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>> I'm just participating in the thread.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>> I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much
> better
> > > and
> > > > > > > better for
> > > > > > > > > >>>>> you.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>> I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>> anyway...
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>> I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy,
> > > salty,
> > > > > > > football.
> > > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> pork rinds rawk. specially the microwave and fryin
> kind.
> > > ooh
> > > > > > > rah!!
> > > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>> There microwave and fryin' kinds? That doesn't sound
> like
> > > that's
> > > > > an
> > > > > > > > > >>> improvement.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> thems good eatin, sho nuff.
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > This is all lies. I refuse to hear any more about this.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > you cant handle the truth.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I can't handle pork rinds.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > But you love Wendy's frost very much?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Don't be dissin' frosties. Those are yummy.
> > > > >
> > > > > I knew it!!! But those "yummy" frosties are made of lard, retard.
> > > >
> > > > Um, no. Frosties are ice cream.
> > >
> > > Look it up, Retard!!! Not Wendy's Flosties.
> >
> > Frosties.
> >
> > F r osties.
>
> Long live yingspeak!
You are such a dork.
>
> >
> > And they're made from ice-cream.
>
> Sound logic, Noodle! Why is flosties cheaper than its supposedly raw
> material?
It's not.
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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