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Posted by Noodles Jefferson on 10/22/05 11:54
In article <djcse6$vtq$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1dc3ad9ed9f4af10989a36@news.alt.net...
> > In article <djcq5a$j71$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> >
> > >
> > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1dc3a20352eeda3f989a31@news.alt.net...
> > > > In article <djcmaa$u0m$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> the
> > > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:MPG.1dc3960fae8a508d989a25@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > In article <djckao$iss$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com
> took
> > > the
> > > > > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > news:MPG.1dc219c611c4b8de9899ff@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > In article <sqomojg1wz8r$.vzn34loisugt.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o
> the
> > > > > > > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
> and
> > > I
> > > > > said
> > > > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:50:46 -0500, in
> > > > > > > > > <news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net>, Noodles
> > > Jefferson
> > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>, Yomamma
> Bin
> > > > > > > Crawdaddin
> > > > > > > > > > took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > > > > > > > > >> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >>>In article
> <ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>,
> > > Rev
> > > > > Turd
> > > > > > > > > >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and
> I
> > > said
> > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > > > > > > > > >>>> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>In article
> > > <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > > Rev
> > > > > > > Turd
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> grill,
> > > and I
> > > > > said
> > > > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd
> Fredericks
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>In article
> > > > > <7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > > > > Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> > > grill,
> > > > > and I
> > > > > > > said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > > <x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> > > grill,
> > > > > and
> > > > > > > I said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > > > > <pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw it on
> the
> > > > > grill,
> > > > > > > and I said "Oh
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500, Noodles
> > > > > Jefferson
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
> said
> > > "Oh
> > > > > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
> and I
> > > said
> > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > > > > <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > > > > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article
> <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>,
> > > Fly
> > > > > Cooter
> > > > > > > took the
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and
> I
> > > said
> > > > > "Oh
> > > > > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name for
> such
> > > an
> > > > > > > asshole. And he lives
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like
> Crocodile
> > > > > Dundee!
> > > > > > > He probably
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian for
> beer,
> > > > > mate. HA
> > > > > > > HA HA HA HA!
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
> > > > > > > http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little man,
> > > Matty.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in
> anyways?
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn to
> use
> > > > > coherent
> > > > > > > sentences anytime
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be curvy or
> > > gravy?
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with
> flies?
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer your
> > > protein
> > > > > juicy
> > > > > > > (as in steak
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like eating a
> > > fried
> > > > > salty
> > > > > > > football.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome,
> natures
> > > > > most
> > > > > > > perfect food.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>>:-p
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and
> tequila,
> > > > > pork
> > > > > > > rinds,
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could absorb
> beer
> > > and
> > > > > > > tequila
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >
> > > > > > > > > >>>> >
> > > > > > > > > >>>> > Yeah,
> > > > > > > > > >>>> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > > > > > > > > >>>> > :-)
> > > > > > > > > >>>> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork rinds
> > > <that
> > > > > even
> > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > > > >>>> me feel a little queazy>
> > > > > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > > > > >>>Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a snack!
> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > > > >> Hey,
> > > > > > > > > >> What are you busting my balls for?
> > > > > > > > > >> I'm just participating in the thread.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much better
> and
> > > > > better
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > > you.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >> I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > > > > > > > > >> anyway...
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy,
> salty,
> > > > > > > football.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > pork rinds rawk. specially the microwave and fryin kind.
> ooh
> > > rah!!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > There microwave and fryin' kinds? That doesn't sound like
> that's
> > > an
> > > > > > > > improvement.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Instant noodles is better?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Not a big fan of instant noodles either but I can tolerate them a
> lot
> > > > > > better than pork rinds.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tell me one occassion when you were not instantly noodled. Didn't I
> > > explain
> > > > > to you that one serving of Wendy's Lard Frosty equals three rinds.
> But
> > > what
> > > > > else can you afford to eat?
> > > >
> > > > I like these insano facts you keep making up. You should make a
> webpage
> > > > about the lard factor in Wendy's frosties. I like the
> Frosty-to-Porkrind
> > > > ratio too. Very scientific.
> > >
> > > OK, JUST KEEP EATING THOSE 'YUMMY FLOSTIES'!!!!
> >
> > Quit trying to harsh my Flosties. You leave my ice cream treats alone
> > you fiend.
>
> Arwe you deep in the psychological vomitting warfair? Do you really think
> tha frosties aer yummy?
I know they're yummy.
>
> >
> > >
> > > >Red states everywhere are clamoring to
> > > > include this into the school curiculums everywhere.
> > >
> > > Unscientific it might sound, the blue states will take you for example
> > > demonstrating to the red states there is at least one proof of
> Unintelligent
> > > Design!
> >
> > Oh haaaaaa.
> >
> > Guess what fishlips, you're lower on the food chain than me.
>
> Do you have any proof for this statement?
It's just a given.
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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