Posted by <yyyiiinnnggg on 10/22/05 12:42

"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1dc3c11fff47baec989a46@news.alt.net...
> In article <djcubd$aaj$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
>
> >
> > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1dc3b71fbe7e2ab2989a3c@news.alt.net...
> > > In article <djck9b$iju$0@pita.alt.net>, yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
the
> > > hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
> > >
> > > >
> > > > "Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:MPG.1dc2236ffa50d652989a06@news.alt.net...
> > > > > In article <1ljnmmf2fwxsn.vxvfmlrcxf6o.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o the
> > > > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and
I
> > said
> > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > >
> > > > > > On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:17:32 -0500, in
> > > > > > <news:MPG.1dc219c611c4b8de9899ff@news.alt.net>, Noodles
Jefferson
> > wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > In article <sqomojg1wz8r$.vzn34loisugt.dlg@40tude.net>, Lame-o
the
> > > > > > > Lightning Pheasant took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and
> > I
> > > > said
> > > > > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >> On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:50:46 -0500, in
> > > > > > >> <news:MPG.1dc1a2fc405a4dfc9899df@news.alt.net>, Noodles
Jefferson
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >>> In article <4356e042.57691171@nntp.charter.net>, Yomamma Bin
> > > > Crawdaddin
> > > > > > >>> took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
> > Wow"...
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>> On Tue, 18 Oct 2005 20:21:05 -0500, Noodles Jefferson
> > > > > > >>>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>In article
<ZEZ4f.273669$nF6.243194@fe04.news.easynews.com>,
> > Rev
> > > > Turd
> > > > > > >>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
> > said
> > > > "Oh
> > > > > > >>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> > On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 06:16:42 GMT, Rev Turd Fredericks
> > > > > > >>>>>> > <turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> >
> > > > > > >>>>>> >
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>In article
> > <EUm4f.114444$sp2.13751@fe03.news.easynews.com>,
> > > > Rev Turd
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the grill,
and
> > I
> > > > said "Oh
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>Wow"...
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>On Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:20:03 GMT, Rev Turd
Fredericks
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>><turdfred2@catholic.org> wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>In article
> > > > <7624f.156958$vt2.57336@fe08.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
grill,
> > and
> > > > I said "Oh
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > <x3%3f.210866$xD1.203967@fe01.news.easynews.com>, Rev Turd
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Fredericks took the hamburger, threw it on the
> > grill,
> > > > and I said "Oh
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Noodles Jefferson wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>In article
> > > > <pan.2005.10.15.03.00.03.388361@localhost.localdomain>, Dr.
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Flonkenstein took the hamburger, threw it on
the
> > > > grill, and I said "Oh
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Wow"...
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:44:23 -0500, Noodles
> > Jefferson
> > > > wrote:
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dinn3n$5te$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took the
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh
> > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7bfa88b2d39fe9898ff@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <dikrah$som$0@pita.alt.net>,
> > > > yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com took
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and
I
> > said
> > > > "Oh Wow"...
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Noodles Jefferson"
> > <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
> > > > wrote in message
> > > > > > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:MPG.1db7a29a56ac93809898f8@news.alt.net...
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <434c7e65@usenet.zapto.org>,
Fly
> > > > Cooter took the
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I
said
> > "Oh
> > > > Wow"...
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don E Clark. What a plain name for such
an
> > > > asshole. And he lives
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in Australia! HA HA HA HA! Like
Crocodile
> > > > Dundee! He probably
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>drinks Fosters. Its Australian for
beer,
> > mate.
> > > > HA HA HA HA HA!
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Check this out:
> > > > http://www.newsbackup.com/about807329.html
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You are such a saaaaaaaaad little man,
> > Matty.
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MoronNoodleBeam, are you big in anyways?
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GibberishBoi, are you going to learn to
use
> > > > coherent sentences anytime
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>soon?
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Noodle, do you want your path be curvy or
> > gravy?
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>No time soon then. So noted.
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Do you want your path with lice or with
flies?
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Whatever's Atkins compliant.
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Both are, but the flies are juicier.
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>Is that good or bad?
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>I guess it depends on whether you prefer your
protein
> > > > juicy (as in steak
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>or chicken) or crunchy like (pork rinds)
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>Pork rinds are fucking nasty. It's like eating a
fried
> > > > salty football.
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>>You're kidding right? Pork rinds are awesome,
natures
> > most
> > > > perfect food.
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>Ever put one in a bowl of water?
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>>:-p
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>Yeah, they are more absorbent than tampons.
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>This fact isn't helping me like pork rinds more.
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>It should. They are great for absorbing beer and
tequila,
> > pork
> > > > rinds,
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>not tampons. Although I'm sure tampons could absorb
beer
> > and
> > > > tequila
> > > > > > >>>>>> >>just fine, but what would be the point?
> > > > > > >>>>>> >
> > > > > > >>>>>> >
> > > > > > >>>>>> > Yeah,
> > > > > > >>>>>> > They don't ever put enough salt on tampons.
> > > > > > >>>>>> > :-)
> > > > > > >>>>>> And they certainly wouldn't taste as good as pork rinds
<that
> > > > even made
> > > > > > >>>>>> me feel a little queazy>
> > > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > > >>>>>Can't you guys just eat cheetos? Now *that's* a snack!
> > > > > > >>>>
> > > > > > >>>> Hey,
> > > > > > >>>> What are you busting my balls for?
> > > > > > >>>> I'm just participating in the thread.
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>> I'm just saying, eat cheetos instead. They're much better
and
> > better
> > > > for
> > > > > > >>> you.
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>> I'd rather eat a tampon than a pork rind
> > > > > > >>>> anyway...
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>>
> > > > > > >>> I'd rather eat lots of things than pork rinds. Crispy,
salty,
> > > > football.
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> pork rinds rawk. specially the microwave and fryin kind.
ooh
> > rah!!
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There microwave and fryin' kinds? That doesn't sound like
that's
> > an
> > > > > > > improvement.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > thems good eatin, sho nuff.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > This is all lies. I refuse to hear any more about this.
> > > >
> > > > Stick noodles in your ears.
> > >
> > > You stick noodles in your brain. Day after day, another noodle enters
> > > your brain. You have a noodle collection.
> >
> > Look how the Qwest has won the noodles!
>
> Well, you refuse to speak in english and I was bored enough to learn the
> language of your homeworld.

Your learning is driven by boredom?

>
> 105.
>
> --
> Noodles Jefferson
> mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
> sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
>
> "Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
> are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
> world is evidently approaching."
> --Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
>
>
>

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