Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 11/15/05 02:59

On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:05:34 -0500, Meat Plow <meat@meatplow.local>
wrote:

>On Mon, 14 Nov 2005 01:02:14 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
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>> On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 04:50:31 -0600, Noodles Jefferson
>> <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote:
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>> Interviews or video files are naturally bigger, but even with that the
>> idea is to encode them for the best quality with the smallest size.
>> If they were treating their video the way you treat your images they
>> would be several hundred megs per and would overwhelm their servers to
>> the point where they wouldn't even be able to have that service. It
>> all counts, Cupcake and a potential employer isn't going to want to
>> hire someone with your attitude, they're going to want the best...and
>> the best is the guy who knows what the fuck he's doing.
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>> I use an iframe to center my web content, most of which is currently
>> configured for an 800x600 display...I'm sorry that you're so gawd damn
>> deficient you can't look at the source code within the iframe, but
>> hey, that's your problem, Kiddo. Maybe someday when you figure it the
>> fuck out what you're doing and you'll be able to see the code that
>> runs my sites.
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>> Why would I do that when I can use my own custom hacked DTD that
>> allows me to do everything in the frameset DTD and more?
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>> ...oh I'm sorry, what other interfaces do you have on your computer,
>> Screwball? Do you have an electronic dildo that you shove up yer ass
>> that's set to go off every time there's a popup or something? Wait,
>> no, I got it...keyboard commands. This doofy assed Noodle guy wants
>> to do away with mice and work off the keyboard...LOL...someone get
>> this loser a fuckin Mac! `, D
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>> Sunshine...I do shit on my sites that you couldn't even fucking BEGIN
>> to comprehend. Or did you forget who has the ONLY perfect liquid
>> website prototypes in existence?
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>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/alt.2600/
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>> That's pure code, Dumbass. Every image you see is resized,
>> reconstructed and placed on the fly by the hybrid PHP/Javascript
>> code...and it's completely custom you fuckin tard, there's no other
>> site on the whole of the PLANET that does what those two prototypes
>> do. And hey, all I gotta do is throw in a lil server side image
>> caching and create some can opener code and I can market the concept
>> as freely as I like...you can't though Noodle head...because as
>> fucking stupid as you are you can't even comprehend how the PHP code
>> is reconstructing PNG alpha transparent files...hell, yer dumbass
>> probably can't even comprehend the javascript placement and division
>> resizing code that you can actually access...of course, as downs as
>> you are you probably haven't even figured out what an external
>> javascript file is let alone how to open one...LOL...yer such a loser
>> kid.
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>> Oh and hey, on those perfect liquid prototypes, try clicking on the
>> tops of the boxes...dynamic interaction Sunshine...and you don't know
>> how I did that either, do you? ^_^
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>> In fact, there's a lot of things that you probably have NO idea how I
>> did...hell even on my main backwater site:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
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>> Touch the frog with yer mouse, Stupid...now tell me how I coded that.
>> He, he, he...oh and the new downloads section with DVD style
>> interface, tell me how I coded that, Noodle Dick...what's the matter,
>> yer "education" comin up short? Typical half breed fuck, goes to
>> school thinkin he's gonna learn about computers...LOL. You don't go
>> to school to learn about tech, Stupid, you go there to get a magic
>> piece of fuckin paper so you can convince some no brained corp exec
>> that yer smarter than they are. Only dropouts and fools like you go
>> to school looking to LEARN. Cause really...if you can't learn it the
>> fuck on yer own...yer never gonna make it. *shrugs* Reality's a
>> bitch, innt? `, )
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>> WOW...you know how to make LINKS! Jeez, yer like the fuckin MASTER of
>> HTML code or something! My GAWDS! Do you guys over in alt.html hear
>> that? He's got TWELVE LINKS! HA! BEAT THAT!
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>> *snicker*
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>> ...I don't think shit you slurped up out of a sloppy Google image
>> search count as "graphics"...well at least not professionally.
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>> ...yes child, anyone can link to a search engine...I think I did that
>> back in like...1999...
>> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hackers.malicious/msg/56116f9bdef9f3f5
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>> Oh and unlike yours, mine was original code, not cookie cutter...and
>> it had an original interface too.
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>> D00d, you've been "learning" HTML for like YEARS now...what's the hold
>> up?
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>> I mean, come on, I had never even fuckin touched Flash until last
>> August and hrmmm...
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/
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>> Even experimenting with PHP integration now:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/np/NP%20Index.html
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>> I mean, think about it...last AUGUST...that wasn't even four months
>> ago!
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>> Consistent crap is still crap.
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>> Yeah that's not too hard to do when you're barely touching outside of
>> HTML v2, child. Let me know when you start hacking your own DTDs,
>> then maybe I'll consider you close to my level:
>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.backwater-productions.net
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>> You're claiming to have tested your site in EVERY browser now, eh?
>> Are you REALLY sure about that? Do I need to break out the list?
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>> *snicker*
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>> WOW, three WHOLE division layers, huh? Try this, Stupid:
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/
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>> Roughly SEVENTY dynamically controlled division layers...he, he,
>> he...like I said...you can't even comprehend working on my level.
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>> WOW, style sheets, boy those are sure hard...um...what on your site
>> NEEDS a style sheet though? I mean, really. Do you even know WHY you
>> should be using a style sheet as opposed to inline styles? Oh BTW, a
>> lot of my sites use style sheets...just the parts that benefit from
>> them though.
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>> The iframe does nothing but center the content, child, it's quit sad
>> that you think it's some magical tool that somehow does any more than
>> just that.
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>> Let's see...how many people can hack a DTD and still get it to parse
>> on the W3Cs validator...oh hey, ME! ^_^
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>> Canned DTD hacks aren't too hard to come by...but mine are the only
>> ones that I've seen that can pass validation through the W3C and not
>> just some fifth wheel service.
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>> Well it's a good thing my skill in graphics design is as bad ass as my
>> coding ability, eh Junior?
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>> ...what browser testing problem? Do you even KNOW what you're saying
>> or do you just roll yer stupid head across the keyboard hoping
>> something meaningful or poignant will pop up?
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>> The program really doesn't matter all that much...hell I use a 6 year
>> old version of Paint Shop Pro for most of my stuff.
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>> Oh? Was Chet laughing when I forced him to obliterate a multithousand
>> post forum on his lil PoE News board just to try and shut me up? He,
>> he, he...oh there was laughing alright...from me. `, )
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>> There are no excuses for your stupidity.
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>> Better than you...that's who.
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>> That's it, lash out incoherently with insults...that's the idea you
>> know...when you reach the point where you stop mixing insults with
>> facts and arguments and fall into a state of perpetual lamedom, where
>> you have nothing left but failing delusions and lies to keep you
>> going. ^_^
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>> Post proof.
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>> Now come on, Child, we all know yer stupid, but you could at least try
>> and hide it better. Coincidentally in the majority of settings
>> without proper understanding of image encoding methodology PNG would
>> actually produce some of the largest sizes...and given the stuff that
>> you've posted so far...yeah yer failing grasp of the subject is more
>> than apparent.
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>> Again, post proof that you've done this from the time I made that
>> original post to you till this post.
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>> It's the parts where you're emulating me whilst foolishly attempting
>> to verbally attack me, Tard Boi...and doing a shit job of hiding it.
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>> Denial is conjecture without facts, I presented facts. So come on,
>> Doctor Phil, point out yer facts, point out what part of the story you
>> think is so "gay"...or continue with YOUR denial...oh, and make it
>> SHORT too, we wouldn't want anyone to mess up and think you had any
>> literary skills, now would we? ^_^
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>> Oh how cliche, Noodlehead, when all else fails rip off someone else's
>> material, what an AMAZING tactic, boy I bet that's gonna get me to
>> stop tormenting you, neh?
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>Nice me<COCK SLAP>

You'll have to forgive Butt->Plow Piddle Pants, he constantly craves
my attention. I destroyed his soul so he has no sense of self, so
you'll have to forgive him if he seems a bit...uh...empty.

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