Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 11/16/05 13:10

On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:44:30 -0600, me <me@doIknowyou.com> wrote:

>> Oh, a TRUE designer, huh? *snicker* Come on d00d, you make it sound
>> like it's some magical fuckin fairy quest or something, get over
>> yourself already.

>Look sweetie-pie, my point

...."your" point? What do you and Constant Prick share a group brain
or are you just nyme shifting out of stupidity?

> was that you DON'T designn for others ~ you
>design for yourself like a 2 year who smeared shit on the walls and is
>soooo proud of himself. Anyone who gives a shit about design works
>their ass off to eveolve. DUH!!

Oh?

http://backwater-productions.net/_images/august.png

The hundreds of thousands of people that bought that calendar think
otherwise.

Would you like to look stupid again? You're *SO* good at it. ^_^

>> Like everything else in your life, you are wholly incapable of
>> comprehending the true nature of my posts.

>Nope, I can tell bullshit when I hear it.

Only because you're reading my posts aloud.

>> A word of advice? From someone as deficient as you? LOL

>I am quite possibly deficient in many areas ~ but not as deficient as
>you, Honey-buns.

Oh wow, an IKY, Pee Wee Herman would be *SO* proud of you, he really
would.

>> ...well that is the point child. I mean, honestly, how else do you
>> think I could force pricks like you into a state of over critical
>> analysis?

>Not a prick, Bitch, wrong gender ~ AGAIN! Not only are you an
>untalented ass, you're also r-e-e-a-a-a-l-l-y slow.

Do you really think your gender matters here on Usenet? LOL, get a
fuckin cl00, you stupid RL. HA HA HA...what are you lookin for a date
or something? Is Jimmy Boi just not doin it for ya anymore, lookin
for "younger" guys?

>> He, he, he...see the thing is, I just use people like you
>> as a tool to further my art.

>You're welcome . . . now when are you going to start putting out art??

When are you going to start being able to recognize art?

>> In other words you're useless to me.

>Takes one to know one . . .

Constant Prick...MASTER OF THE IKY LAME!1!!

>> Wow, you "went to college for it", huh? *snicker* I hate to break
>> this to ya child, but unless you hold a masters degree...yeah, yer
>> "education" is laughable at best.

>Actually, I do. Next?

You hold a masters degree, eh? In what...Christian racism?

http://www.pierceillus.com/kingdom_direct-mail.gif

*snicker*

Boy yer just NEVER gonna live that one down. ^_^

>> Yeah using fonts like Courier New, Arial, Times New Roman, with
>> contrasting color schemes...boy that just makes them TOTALLY
>> illegible!

>That made no sense whatsoever . . . (and you have no idea what you're
>talking about fat-boy ~ I have over 3,000 fonts in my collection on my
>Mac alone. About twice that on my PC.

ZOMG YOU HAVE ALL THE FONTS IN TEH WHUL WORLD!!1!

Remember kids, the more fonts you have...the better you are at graphic
art!

....well according to Constant Prick the racist Christian anyway.

>> ...or you know, maybe you're just retarded. ^_^

>Have an IQ of 156, thanks.

You're touting your IQ now? Oh boy, froup line amended. Hey, AUKers,
wanna have some fun with a racist Christian fruitcake who thinks she's
a guy?

>> My "site"? Um, dribbles the wonder idiot...I have more than one...in
>> case that just skipped yer dumbass.

>No, but only one was actually worth mentioning.

I just love it who you constantly try and "explain" yourself to
me...LOL...

>And even that one is shitty

You certainly do like that word a lot...are you into scat or
something?

>~ puh-lease ~ Care Bears??? What are you?? And 8 year old girl
>for God's sake????

You certainly do like question marks. Here, you could use a lesson:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/10/11

Oh, BTW, my 6 year old God daughter, whom I made the site for, likes
the Care Bears quite a bit, maybe you'd like to try and belittle her
so you can try and feel better about yourself. ^_^

>> >And I don't know
>> >what the hell is going on with that special link you put in the last
>> >one (the site with the "ALT" text floating around pointlessly) ~ but I
>> >DO know it's not good design. And it's not anything that a normal
>> >business or personal org would want to use ~ thank God.

>> ...wait, wait, wait...are you talking about the one perfect liquid
>> site? Um, retard, what part of the word PROTOTYPE did you not fucking
>> comprehend the first time around? And actually, the design is really
>> great...for a retro gaming site. See it's all about context, Stupid.

>"Perfect" liquid?? Is that a web term for piece of shit??

Apparently Pee Wee Constance's "sekrat word of the day" is
"shit"...now remember kids, every time you here the sekrat
word...SSSSSCRRREEEAAAAM!!!!

>> Of course I know a lot of "college learner" designers like you have no
>> such creativity, all you do is ass rape all the default vanilla
>> designs for every project you're on...oh hey, I hear dashed lines are
>> REALLY cool right now, even better than GRIDS 'N SHIT!

>Actually I put my site up in 24 hours to teach myself DreamWeaver.

o_O

....oh...my...this whole thread suddenly became ever so much more sad.

You uh...you "taught" yourself "DreamWeaver", eh?

....*snicker*...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA `, D

>It looks it I'm sure

I hadn't really bothered to look at the code actually but now that I
have...oh man...I kinda feel like I just beat a retard over the head
with a tire iron...I think I'm gonna go to hell for this.

>~ but I do PRINT graphics

....oh, PRINT graphics...so basically you don't really have any skills
at all...in any area...yer just an idiot! ^_^

>~ not web design (I think I covered this already ~ God you ARE slow!!).

Hey, quit insulting your God, you racist, Christian wench!

>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/mocking.html

>What is that link about ~ what not to do in a site or a how-to example
>on how to be an untalented prickola?

In your case...both.

>> *snicker*

>You sound so cute whenn you do that! Hold me back! I am SO horny for
>you!!

Yeah I can tell. I'm uh...not really into "saggy tits" though, sorry.

>> You don't go to college to learn about design you stupid fool, you go
>> to college to get a fucking piece of paper to convince a corporate
>> stupid that you know what you're doing because they're too gawd damn
>> retarded to know what is and isn't good design.

>I also apprenticed ~

You know, Child...I'm not sure if you're aware of it or not, but your
typing style is RADICALLY different from the person you're pretending
to be...not that, that makes this any less fun, personally I couldn't
care who you are, I'm just sayin, if the goal is to try and troll
me...yeah yer doin a REAL bad job of it. I mean like, Josh Cable
could do a better job of trolling fer fuck sake.

>spent years and year learning everything I can
>about design. I'm continually booked so I must be doing something
>right! (-:

All that learning and you can't produce shit...wow, that's great! Oh
and hey, you're RACIST too!

>> ..."the whole newsgroup"...um, Child, in case you weren't paying
>> attention, you're currently posting to FOUR newsgroupS.

>Yes, I k now that Sweetie-kins ~ and so are you!

Yes, I know, Stupid, I'm the one who set the xposts in the first
place.

>> >~ it's like a virtual coffee house or meeting place . . .

>Sorry ~ is dark and dirty basement more comfortable for you?

Sweets, yer saggin and you've got a dried up old cunt...I don't wanna
fuck you no matter what the location, just give it up, mmmkay?

>> Oh you poor deluded lil Starbucks surfing, haiku writing mother
>> fucker...sorry, but that's not what Usenet is...and yer no Netter,
>> just some wayward, fucked up RL who got lost. LOL...what, was AOL
>> running a special? D00d, do ya got a Dell? `, D

>Never claimed to be a "Netter" Honey-buns. No, I have a PowerMac and a
>Compaq.

Yes...and you use Dreamweaver...and you're a Christian...and a
racist...and an idiot! I'm happy for you...really.

>> Your need to treat Usenet like RL because you're too stupid to
>> interact socially like normal people in the real world is of no
>> concern to me, Junior.

>Babycakes, I do just fine in the real world. I'm just hanging out here
>while waiting for files to upload to my FTP site. What are you doing
>here?

Unlike you, I have no want nor need to "explain" myself or my actions
on Usenet...funny that you do.

>> A "life", huh? Whose uh...whose "life" would that be? Yours? What's
>> that like? Being ugly, stupid and so deficient that you have to come
>> ONLINE looking for friends because you're too many shades of sad to
>> make them in real life? LOL

>As I said above, I have a life

Yes, I'm sure your deficient "husband", the two selfish fucked up
brats you spawned and being a racist Christian is quite the wondrous
"life"...if it's *SO* great though...why do you keep trying to compare
it against mine?

>~ I've been getting along with everyone
>just fine here, and everywhere else.

Well yeah, yer a Usenet whore...I mean you go out of your way to
flaunt the fact that you're female like it's some kind of incredible
accomplishment or something and then you go around verbally feeling up
all the "lil boys" because Jimmy just ain't doin it for ya
anymore...of course that only works on the loser kids who can't get
dates. Sex is like air...it's not important...unless you aren't
getting any. ^_^

>YOU seem to be the one that everyone thinks is an ass.

Awww...yer gonna hurt my virtual feewings. BTW...on your site...
http://www.pierceillus.com/about_pierceDESIGN.html

Do you have Tourettes' or something? Or is there some other reason
why you were screaming every other word?

>And I've never been called ugly

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/peoplewhocare.jpg

>~ been called a "bitch" a time or two ~

I think "racist" is a much better way of describing you.

>but usually by guys I turn down for dates. Used to be a runway model
>before I got sick of the bullshit. (-:

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/WFC.gif

>> Wait, no, maybe having a "life" means a dead end 9 to 5 job, a
>> mediocre looking fuck bag (wife) and spawning a few selfish fucked up
>> brats to replace yourself with while you go hopelessly into debt!

>First off, AGAIN, I remind you that I'm a WOMAN.

She's a ~ WOMAN ~ everybody... ~REALLY~...apparently it's ~REALLY~
important that WE ALL KNOW ~she's~ a ~WOMAN~

....apparently the tildes help "her" overcompensate. 10 to 1 says the
doofy bitch is a mental tranny case who adopter "her" two kids and
married some loser who was too desperate to know any better. Tell us,
does Jimmy know that you used to be a man?

>> Yeah, that sure sounds GREAT, boy I wish I had YOUR life! ^_^

>Considering how childbirth felt, I doubt that you would ~ unless you're
>into that sort of thing.

....you know this post just gets more and more disturbing, like,
WOW...what a fuckin mental case you are. Teh AUKers are gonna LOVE
you.

>> I'm eight shades of ass blistering reality coupled with a few sharp
>> bitch slaps of hard, biting sarcasm...slurp it, suck it, I know you
>> all like it.

>Now THAT does it ~ I grew up on the mean streets of DC.

Is that what made you a racist?

>A pussy like you wouldn't have lasted two seconds.

....is this the part where I'm supposed to get all indignant and
posturing...puff up, puff up, they hate that? No, really...what are
you doing? *shakes head*

>Give me a freaking break . . .

Or a Valium.

>you're like one of those dipshits that gets a tattoo of barbed wire

I don't believe in tattoos...or piercings for that matter, self
mutilation has never held much appeal for me.

>on your bicep (or your sad excuse for one) and thinks your hot shit.
>Fortunately, guys like you earn the Darwin Award where I come from.
>
>So shove your "I'm so naughty" act where your designs belong ~ in the
>shitter.

He, he, he...you know kid, the thing about being as strong as I
am...is that you don't really have much need to try and "show it off"
to anybody...at least not in the way you're describing.

>> ...how would slapping some stupid bitch around Usenet make me feel any
>> better than I already do?

>Now stop that ~ you're going to get me excited, you Stud, you! If this
>is your version of "bitch-slapping" I'd love to see you open a can of
>whuppass ~ it would be TOO cute! (-;

I don't hit retards, I don't think the sweet baby Jesus would like
that.

>> It's meaningless to me...because I'm a Netter, I'm more evolved than
>> you, Child. Go ahead...you try it, attack yourself using your real
>> name...or is that human emotion...what is that...PRIDE, is that
>> tripping you up? He, he, he...yer pathetic. You'll never be able to
>> tap into your true artistic potential unless you're willing to feel
>> everything...even that which you so foolishly try and hide from.

>Sugar-pie, that made no sense whatsoever ~ I've never hidden from or
>backed down from anything in my entire life. I'm not the one hiding
>behind a gay sounding moniker like yours . . . the Mad Hatter . . .
>what are you on your own time? An 80's DJ?

....it's interesting how you snipped out the part where I attacked
myself...I guess I sorta screwed up the lil stereotype you were so
foolishly attempting to develop...I wouldn't try and "understand me",
Downs...it's only going to frustrate you. ^_^

>> I'm pretty certain attempting to psychoanalyze a social engineer of my
>> caliber would be an entirely pointless endeavor, manipulating people
>> of your...height, is one of my innate talents.

>Thank God! I was beginning to believe you were completely untalented!

So you're a firm believe that opposites attract, eh? Sorry, but I
don't subscribe to that kind of thinking so you can just stop hitting
on me any time now.

>> Do you think electroshock therapy would help you to stop projecting?
>> I mean, seriously, instead of getting out and doing things with others
>> you come ONLINE looking for what you can't get in RL because...well I
>> dunno, you wanna talk about it? What is it about the real world that
>> scares you so bad? Are you ugly? Is that it? Too ugly to make
>> friends in RL so the net provides a "safe" alternative where no one
>> can see how HIDEOUS you look? LOL

>The magazines who hired me to model didn't think I was that hideous.

....yes...the "magazines" who "hired you" for "modeling"...*nods*...so
uh...how's yer therapy bill?

>(-; And again, as another poster pointed out ~ you're the one who
>continually feels the need (and finds the time) to make these
>r-e-e-e-a-a--l-l-y long educated-past-your-intelligence rants.

I'm ranting now, eh?

>I'm just here cause I<COCK SLAP>

Really, stop attempting to justify yourself, it's boring.

>> There are only two kinds of people online...those who produce...and
>> those who run at the fuckin mouth. I've seen yer site:
>> http://www.pierceillus.com/

>Awww, how sweet ~ you visited my site . . . does that mean we're going
>steady?

I don't date racist, transsexual Christians.

>Baby, you're the only one knockin' my site ~ I've seen sooooooo many
>posters knocking YOURS.

Well I am the one acting like an arrogant bastage, Downs...do try and
keep up. Or did you miss the point again?

>And I admit that mine's not great . . .

....actually after reexamination I wouldn't really call it "yours",
since a Dream Weaver wizard made it for you. You just drooled a bit
and randomly slapped a the "next" button.

>but you seem to think you are some kind of web god.

Yeah, I'm the web God and Al Gore is like the web Devil...and you're
the web IDIOT! HTH! ^_^

>Tech skills don't mean shit if you DON'T have the talent to back it up. Me?

....yeah, you.

>I was new to the whole game and did what I knew how to do.

....you don't know how to DO anything, Kiddo...hell, fuckin Terrence
Poofter has got more skillz than you!

>My specialty is PRINT design and illustration.

....no, it really isn't actually. In this day in age professional
level print design requires a rather in depth understanding of digital
imaging...which you seem to be wholly lacking. Would you like me to
test you? It'll be painfully humiliating for you...but then a
Christian racist like you...you could use a good dose.

>> Highly derivative and completely devoid of any true sense of
>> style...there's no soul in your work...there's a bit of racism
>> though...
>> http://www.pierceillus.com/kingdom_direct-mail.gif

>Wow . . . what kind of weirdo are you? How do you take doing a pro
>bono job for a charity as rascism??

....the sad thing is that you don't even realize what's racist about
it.

>> It's those evul minorities stealing the identities of the hard working
>> white man! ROTFL..

>No one else took it that way ~ the congregation for the church I did
>that foris mainly minorities. They loved it.

Yeah, I'm sure they did, Sweetie. You just keep tellin yerself that.
^_^

>> I don't require the opinions of meaningless wantwits such as yourself,
>> I mean, really, yer from Florida, you stupid tards couldn't even
>> figure out how to punch a tab out of a piece of paper fer fuck sake.

>Nope, not from Florida . . . moved here with my hubby. Really from the
>DC area ~ Virginia to be exact. We voted just fine, thanks!

It's just them "dirty blacks" that didn't vote right, eh kiddo?

>And yes, you DO require other's opinions ~ otherwise you wouldn't act
>like such an ass for attention.

....whose seeking attention? I'm seeking an overly critical analysis
of my work so that I can USE YOU to improve my current level of skill
by forcing you into an attackful position. Your "opinion" has nothing
to do with it. Especially since your opinion is based primarily on
how much you're coddled. For example if I came in to the design
froups and used my "Lil Hikaru" persona, acted all sweet and loveable
and asked for "opinions" about my sites...yeah, you'd be all smiles
and compliments...funny that, huh? How your NONpinion is so easily
influenced...LOL...you don't even realize it, do you? `, )

>My son did that too, when he was 2
>years old! (-; but don't worry ~ when you go through puberty, you'll
>outgrow it, too.

....so no you're implying that I'm underage? That's interesting
considering all the references you used to sex in this post...tell us,
are you a pedophile on top of being a racist, Christian queen?

>> You know what REALLY upset you...more than anything? It's the fact
>> that when it comes to graphic design...I'm better than you. But it's
>> not just that, I mean there are no shortage of people who are better
>> than you...it's just I'm the only person you know whose better than
>> you who then goes and rubs your face in it. ^_^

>Again, I make the point that EVERYONE who has posted to any of your
>topics says you're an untalented hack.

I've been continually verbally attacking them, Stupid, how else would
you expect them to respond? LOL

>What you do isn't graphic design ~ it's shit someone smeared on the
>all. Please? The chrome look is out, Baby. Unless you're designing
>or the military?

....what chrome look are you talking about?

>> You know what the difference is between you and me...I'm not afraid of
>> showing what I look like:
>> http://www.meow.org/flonk/Because-Im-Crazy

>Ah, therein lies the rub! You should be! Again, you look like and sound
>like one of those little boys who gets a tat and thinks they soooooo
>bad.

We've seen this routine already, Kiddo, get some new material.

>Like talking sub-culture automatically makes them cool by osmosis.

"sub-culture", eh? We're all just a bunch of devil worshipers, eh?

>Baby, I have saved guys like you from getting their asses kicked

PUFF UP, PUFF UP, THEY HATE THAT!

>~ it was my hobby in MS & HS to beat the shit out of bullies.

More like they pretended to get beat up so they could cop a
feel...*snicker*...

>Is that it, Sweets? Are you compensating for being such a wuss in school? Were you
>one of those guys who got tormented day after day by the jocks? Maybe
>got wedgies or swirlies in the bathroom? One of those guys that girls
>just didn't seem to notice? Felt really alone except for the few other
>outcasts who would give you the time of day? Thought about jumping off
>the quad building cause THAT would show them all? Saw the Breakfast
>Club like 30 times in one year cause you identified with Hall's
>character??

You know I'm not sure if anyone's mentioned this to you or not...but
you REALLY such at psychology.

Here's a free cl00 for ya though, I went to small town school and we
all pretty much got along with each other, kind of like an extended
family...and we didn't really date each other cause that just seemed
like...incest. When I was in high school I dated a girl who was going
to Wa-Hi, which was 20 miles from my school. Never was any bully
problem to speak of.

Oh, coincidentally, if I ever punched you at full speed/force, your
entire skull would be completely shattered in an instant...regardless
of your sex. ^_^

>You LOOK like a borderline homosexual desperately trying to hide his
>feelings for Brad, the captain of the football team ~ praying that you
>won't get a woody the next time Brad strips down for gym. Not like
>anyone would notice any action down there unless they had a pair of
>tweezers and a pepper shaker! ^ o^ (I can do the gay Pokemon thing,
>too, Sugar Lips)

Oh you're *SO* right, I'm COMPLETELY gay! Why, I'm more flaming than
a gay rights parade passing underneath a rainbow in the middle of San
Francisco!

I'm quite content in my manhood, Sweety, I've no need to
overcompensate...like you do.

>> Now let's see some pictures of you, Smarts...or are you too ashamed of
>> the way you look?

>Honey, (and again, here we go with your having no idea what the hell
>you're talking about) I have had in the last four years two stalkers.

....only two? *snicker*

>One of which attempted to rape me after he broke into my apartment

....so why didn't you just kill him? I mean, you were claiming how
incredibly bad ass and strong you are...or were you just over doing
it? Are you really a weak little cream puff?

>(since you're probably concerned about my well-being, being the nice
>guy you are, I beat the shit out of him and left him with permanent
>scarring ~ I'm an ex-Thai kickboxer).

An "ex-Thai kickboxer", huh?

Yeah...yer definitely a kook case.

>That LAST thing I would ever do
>is put my pic online where one of those assholes could find it.

Cause you're worried about the imaginary stalkers? Seriously, Kiddo,
I have people who threaten my life on a near daily basis and you don't
see me cowering in fear like a scared little bitch.

>They may know my name, but there's MANY women with my name. Without a pic to
>compare to, they're out of gas.

....except you already said that they knew where you lived...or did you
forget your <strike>lie</strike> story about the guy who tried to rape
you? If that's the case...they already KNOW what you look like,
Stupid.

>You want to know what I look like? Come see me, Baby <smooch>

With all your excuses and over compensation and so forth...10 to 1
says yer a guy who wishes he was a girl and goes around online posing
as a girl to try and "live the fantasy". Tell me, when's your
surgery? Or did you just mutilate yourself? ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net

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