Posted by max on 12/04/05 10:47

Let the record show, that in article
<fpl4p15o3a61cktbqu33591chsuj3cj02t@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

> What's 100 dpi converted to ppi?
Somewhere in the range of *negative*10,000 ppi - in other word, it
can't be done Dipshit.
>
> Oh yeah, ONE HUNDRED! You fuckwitted MORON!
Um, again, the answer is: *You're WRONG!*
>
> The number is ALWAYS THE SAME, if you have something that's 100 ppi it
> is GOING TO PRINT at 100 dpi
Um, once again, survey says . . . NOPE!

<Damn! Did you have this hard a time getting potty-trained? Is that why
everyone calls you "Diaper Boi??" Shesh . . . >
*shrugs*

> unless you alter your default print
> settings.
Has everything to do with *nothing* - altering "print settings" won't
do shit. It's like putting a Volvo hood ornie on a broken down Golf
won't turn your piece of shit, 20 year old Golf into a Volvo like mine.
*DUH!*

> I'm not makin this shit up, Stupid, go ahead and try it out
> for yourself. *rolls eyes*
Um, yes you are. Otherwise, you're a *complete* and *utter* idiot.
*rolls eyes*

No, really, I have seen idiots like *you* at play before. I belonged to
a Corel User Group a long, long time ago and everything was cool until
this woman stood up at the end of the session and remarked:

"The transparency lens is amazing! I can now get a 4 color print and
only pay for a 3 color job"

Do you get it, Moron? She *really* thought that by having a
transparency lens, she could "fool" the printer into giving her 4
colors for the price of a 3 color print job. That is one hundred ways
to stupid, isn't it? Well, even *she* understood that DPI *doesn't*
equal PPI . . . so how many blistering shades of *stupid* does that
make *you*??!! Maybe a few *bitch slaps of fuckwit*, to boot?

Let's give a big hand for the Retard, folks! He's a complete idiot for
our entertainment! If anyone would like to see the slo mo, just check
out this topic in ADG! ^ _ ^
*snicker*

No, really, just admit that you're wrong and I'll leave you alone. It's
that simple - you insulted me and called *me* stupid, when *you* were
*clearly the fuckwit* in the conversation. So be a *man* and apologize.
Or be a pathetic moron so we can laugh at you some more (especially me
and Lorem) and don't apologize. Decision is yours . . . but seeing your
track record in stupidity, I doubt you'll make the right one.
*shrug*

And, I'm *STILL* waiting for my fucking coffee, you pathetic teacher's
gofer! So stop being such a fucking twit and get me my fucking coffee!
*whip crack*

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