Posted by ^reaper^ on 12/12/05 01:35

While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
in <news:MPG.1e066a4027bdabcd9898fe@news.alt.net>:

> In article <5i50whey1087$.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
>> from alt.flame, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
>> in <news:MPG.1e0506c2f68b05269898fa@news.alt.net>:
>>
>>> In article <1shwmi3dhcjre.dlg@fallen.angel>, ^reaper^ took the
>>> hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>>>
>>>> While sipping absinthe, Noodles Jefferson heard a loud sucking noise coming
>>>> from alt.2600, and hastily inscribed the following unintelligible Sanskrit
>>>> in <news:MPG.1dfefaa45d6771149898ca@news.alt.net>:
>>>>
>>>>> I haven't made anything less than an AB since I started school. This
>>>>> semester's looking the same. Barring a major disater I won't get
>>>>> anything less than an AB. I'm probably looking at straight A's for the
>>>>> semster but I'm trying to keep myself humble. In my first semester, I
>>>>> was 5 points away from having a perfect score in one of my classes. I
>>>>> was on academic suspension and I got it lifted a semster early.
>>>>
>>>> No offense, needle dick. But I wouldn't exactly be bragging about this if I
>>>> were you. o_O
>>>
>>> Lick my ballsack. Twice.
>>
>> Could you please be a tad more creative, pudzinski?
>
> Sure. Lick my ballsack. Twice. While doing a handstand.

You're a midget? o_O

>> Or is the single hand
>> typing bit throwing you off? o_O
>
> Nice creativity, hypocrite. Fuck. Off.

Oxygen is a good thing, lipschitz. You should try it sometime.

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