Posted by Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger on 12/15/05 09:16

"Noodles Jefferson" <silverbells@tacoshells.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1e0aba78ad3e00bd989914@news.alt.net...
> In article <1hnvp1tcbv1otbafunq084g4ejvv4b3t6j@4ax.com>, Onideus Mad
> Hatter took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh wow"...
>
>> Your mom likes em BIG...and LONG...and attached to a Mad motha fuckin
>> Hatter...
>>
>> --
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>> mhm � x �
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net
>> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>>
>>
>> Hatter Quotes
>> -------------
>> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>>
>> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>>
>> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>>
>> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>> of its relevancy."
>>
>> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>>
>> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>>
>> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>> givin em out for free."
>>
>> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>> to their merry little mess."
>>
>> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>>
>> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>>
>> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>>
>> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>>
>
> Uh, yeah dude. Sure.

Don't you have noodles to starshine, moronbeam?

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> alt.trippy
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> http://www.thetrippy.com
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> Mr.T.trippy@thetrippy.com
> (I pity the fool, who doesn't take out Mr.T. before e-mailing me)
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> mhm 31x9
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> Field commander: s.c.s campaign (2 nd flonk contingent)
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> OBP#444 -- Clue knight
> Field Marshall of the Bastard Penguin Army
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> I'm spooge too.
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>
> Cool quote:
>
>
> "I'd love to be at the dinner table when little Mandy asks dad what
> beastiality is ("about $120 an hour, Muffin")."
>
>
> --- "=?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=" (h0plibbb_o...@NOSPAMPLEACEOKhotmail.com)
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> Love from my fans:
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> "Please excuse the American slang, but you sir are a DICK!"
> --- P...@P.net "P"
> <b6nnctoik9spr7s931aidkd4n6bj0rt...@4ax.com>
>
>
> "Declare victory and run! Thats all you Amerikkans know! It sure worked
> for you in BVietname!"
> --- P...@P.net "P", Acknowleging my victory
> <3ad22d23.1399...@news.alt.net>
>
>
> "Don't have any, I am sure I could use some though, cause in real life I
> would beat you to a pulp without a second thought, that's called angry
> control management and I have none,
> so consider you punk ass luck that you are able to hide behind your
> computer, cause we both know in the ral world I would beat you down to
> the ground like the bitch you are then keep
> beating you even after you where done."
> -- sxw_o...@hotmail.com (Hextreme1)A.K.A 'Brandon Hex' after being told
> to take his meds.
> <sxw_owns-0209011917370...@dialupk128.mpls.uswest.net>
>
>
> "You is smarter when YOU is on crack."
> --- Jesus Slut Fucker <drape...@home.com>, weighs in on the drug debate.
> <3B35F5B7.9888A...@home.com>
>
>
> "Hurry, hurry, hurry...Heinie awaits with the soap!"
> --- "Seafood" <n...@sanctum.com>, on his motivations.
> <SioY6.73860$u34.3423...@e420r-sjo2.usenetserver.com>
>
>
> "You sure are a moron. Sollog was 20 days off on a event that occurs
> once every 800 or so
> days. That is a 95% accuracy rate."
> --- fvckyou...@hotmail.com (Fvck You Too), on prediction accuracy.
> <80c04064.0106260816.622d5...@posting.google.com>
>
>
> "Please, let's keep this to the privacy of alt.paranormal, they don't
> need to know. Seems like I misjudged your chess like mind, is it not too
> late to ask
> you to withdraw my nomination? You have no idea what it will do to my
> reputation."
> --- "." (Bau...@virgSPAMin.net), begging for mercy
> <SgUP6.1441$lm5.345...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>
>
>
> "Oh wow, I'll have to write that down in my address book and apply to
> go there when I finally get caught."
> --- m�cheil <mich...@ireland.com>, on Mendota Mental Health Institute
> and his post-stalking 'to do' list.
> <u2hbotsa53batr6n0cu37edtukup3n9...@4ax.com>
>
>
> "I'll have to kill you now....tonight."
> --- Todd <tcamb...@canada.ca>, on the urgency of his psychosis.
> <3B85FB9C.86D9B...@canada.ca>
>
>
> "I'm gonna kill you, you will be the the first, tonight I'll do this."
> --- Todd once again, proving that soc.culture.scottish doesn't issue
> threats.
> <3B85FC95.3E18...@canada.ca>
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>
> Such a long
> time ago
> now I know
> you woke up to find
>
>
> You were wrong
> there ain't no doubt
> put me out
> nearly made me blind
>
>
> You sent me a letter
> brought tears to my eyes
> tell me you've changed
> after all of this time
>
>
> Like a stone rolling down a mountainside
> It's over, you can't turn the tide.
>
>
> Bonnie Tyler -- "Tears"
>
>
> Doobie Doobie Doo

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