Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/17/05 08:17

So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and
a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true
love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a
couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).

So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
it upon my idle doorstep.

At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look
see in it, but I figured I'd just open it really sneaky like with
scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting
thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh,
whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card
was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out (you
can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it out). Heh,
I'm all like...CSI Keeristmas...LOL...

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Onideus Mad Hatter
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Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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