Posted by Steve Leyland on 12/17/05 09:25

Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com "Real
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Ranger"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
: message news:daa7q19i7r1pos4p09q81ladr1c6a96puv@4ax.com...
:: So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon
:: and a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my
:: true love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing
:: and a couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas
:: tree).
::
:: So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
:: like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
:: it upon my idle doorstep.
:
: If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am
: clueless.

no kidding?

: What's the address anyway?
:
::
:: At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look
:: see in it, but I figured I'd just open it really sneaky like with
:: scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting
:: thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh,
:: whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card
:: was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out
:: (you can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it
:: out). Heh, I'm all like...CSI Keeristmas...LOL...
::
:: --
::
:: Onideus Mad Hatter
:: mhm � x �
:: http://www.backwater-productions.net
:: http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
::
::
:: Hatter Quotes
:: -------------
:: "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
::
:: "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
::
:: "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
:: stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further
:: my art?"
::
:: "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
:: that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
:: of its relevancy."
::
:: "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
:: creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
::
:: "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
::
:: "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
:: they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
:: givin em out for free."
::
:: "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
:: So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
:: to their merry little mess."
::
:: "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
:: horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
:: their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
:: sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
:: images burned into their tiny little minds'."
::
:: "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
:: properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
::
:: "Those who record history are those who control history."
::
:: "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
:: gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Question Authority and the Authorities will question You.
======================================================================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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