Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/17/05 12:51

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 23:11:06 -0800, "Real Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Ranger" <yyyiiinnnggg@yahoo.com> wrote:

>> So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and
>> a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true
>> love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a
>> couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
>>
>> So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
>> like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
>> it upon my idle doorstep.

>If it went through post office, there will be a trace. Sorry, I am clueless.

That's the creepy thing, it was just left on the doorstep, didn't go
through the mail at all...probably someone local...but then it's hard
to say who cause I know so many people (or it would be more accurate
to say they know me, I have a terrible time bothering to remember most
people).

>What's the address anyway?

Mine? I have several, but currently I'm staying down in Oregon so I
can become a resident so's I can go to SOU and get a BA in graphic
design (and then mayhaps a masters)...I don't much like it here
though...LOTS of meth addicts...its like the freakin meth capital of
the planet around here. Most of them in the smaller areas, like here
in GP, are also terribly backwards, like they just discovered optical
mice and 1st generation mp3 players last week. Of course that's
pretty good for me cause I can buy such technology for real cheap
online and then sell it to the locals at twice the price and they
think they're gettin a great deal.

Here's my GP apartment:
313 SE J Street; Apt A
Grants Pass, OR 97526

I don't have the Hatter hotline novelty anymore (mostly cause it only
works in Walla squared and I'm not up there at the moment), but you
can always reach me by my cell number...uh...hrmmm...what is my cell
number? o_O

Eh, run a search in Google if you want it, I know I've posted it
before.

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Onideus Mad Hatter
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

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