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Posted by Jim Polaski on 12/18/05 03:37
In article <ns%of.27$gF.1260@news.uswest.net>,
"Shoe up skytard's ass" <Bigoot@Supernatural.com> wrote:
> You are one miserable son a a bitch aintcha?
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> news:daa7q19i7r1pos4p09q81ladr1c6a96puv@4ax.com...
> > So on my doorstep today is a large paper sack, tied up with ribbon and
> > a card hanging off it that says, "On the third day Christmas my true
> > love gave to me..." and inside is a candle incense melty thing and a
> > couple packages of melties for it (peppermint and keeristmas tree).
> >
> > So what I'm wondering is...who the hell is it from? I mean it's not
> > like I can send a thank you card or anything if I don't know who laid
> > it upon my idle doorstep.
> >
> > At first I was thinkin about calling the bomb squad in to have a look
> > see in it, but I figured I'd just open it really sneaky like with
> > scissors from the side and it was all good. The other interesting
> > thing is that today actually IS the third day of Keeristmas. Oh,
> > whoever did it also has some level of computing skill cause the card
> > was made on a computer, printed on printer paper and then cut out (you
> > can see a little bit of their guidelines where they cut it out). Heh,
> > I'm all like...CSI Keeristmas...LOL...
> >
> > --
> >
> > Onideus Mad Hatter
> > mhm Ή x Ή
> > http://www.backwater-productions.net
> > http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
> >
> >
> > Hatter Quotes
> > -------------
> > "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> >
> > "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> >
> > "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> > of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
> >
> > "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> > that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> > of its relevancy."
> >
> > "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> > creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
> >
> > "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> >
> > "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> > they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> > givin em out for free."
> >
> > "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> > So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> > to their merry little mess."
> >
> > "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> > horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> > their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> > sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> > images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> >
> > "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> > properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> >
> > "Those who record history are those who control history."
> >
> > "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> > gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
> >
You're giving him far, far too much credit.
--
Regards,
JP
"The measure of a man is what he will do while
expecting that he will get nothing in return!"
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