Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/01/36 11:35

Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person
is they keep leaving bags 'o stuff on teh porch every night, around
7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They've shown no sign
of revealing who they are and quite frankly...well there are just too
many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet
weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I'm
wondering if it's not some sort of group effort. Here's the breakdown
of the gifts and the days:

1st Day - 14th -
2nd Day - 15th -
3rd Day - 16th - Candle Melts
4th Day - 17th - Gift Certificate At Sushi Place - $25
5th Day - 18th - Tin 'o Cookies
6th Day - 19th - 2 Bottles of Wine - Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay
7th Day - 20th - Gift Certificate At Blockbuster - $25
8th Day - 21th - Poinsettia
9th Day - 22th - Gift Certificate At Pizza Place - $25
10th Day - 23th - Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop - $10
11th Day - 24th - Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket
12th Day - 25th -

There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could
be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for
certain.

The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a
little 2x4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with
ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color
inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the
front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true
love gave to me..." The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt,
sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.

I'm not sure what's gonna happen tomorrow...but it should be
interesting. I'm wondering if they'll reveal themselves or stay in
the shadows. I'll keep everyone updated!

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