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Posted by Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin on 01/19/88 11:36
On Mon, 26 Dec 2005 02:54:37 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 15:33:53 GMT, Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin
>Crawdaddin) wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
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>>>Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person
>>>is they keep leaving bags 'o stuff on teh porch every night, around
>>>7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They've shown no sign
>>>of revealing who they are and quite frankly...well there are just too
>>>many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet
>>>weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I'm
>>>wondering if it's not some sort of group effort. Here's the breakdown
>>>of the gifts and the days:
>>>
>>> 1st Day - 14th -
>>> 2nd Day - 15th -
>>> 3rd Day - 16th - Candle Melts
>>> 4th Day - 17th - Gift Certificate At Sushi Place - $25
>>> 5th Day - 18th - Tin 'o Cookies
>>> 6th Day - 19th - 2 Bottles of Wine - Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay
>>> 7th Day - 20th - Gift Certificate At Blockbuster - $25
>>> 8th Day - 21th - Poinsettia
>>> 9th Day - 22th - Gift Certificate At Pizza Place - $25
>>>10th Day - 23th - Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop - $10
>>>11th Day - 24th - Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket
>>>12th Day - 25th -
>>>
>>>There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could
>>>be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for
>>>certain.
>>>
>>>The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a
>>>little 2x4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with
>>>ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color
>>>inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the
>>>front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true
>>>love gave to me..." The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt,
>>>sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.
>>>
>>>I'm not sure what's gonna happen tomorrow...but it should be
>>>interesting. I'm wondering if they'll reveal themselves or stay in
>>>the shadows. I'll keep everyone updated!
>>
>>Today's is the day , Matthew!!!!!!
>>
>>I figured it out lil Bro......
>>
>>You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!
>>
>>I mean look at the set up....
>>Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?
>>
>>Yep,
>>Someone has been prepping you for a nice
>>evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
>>the fireplace tonight.
>>
>>Just remember one thing.....
>>I have heard that if you don't lubricate your asshole,
>>you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.
>>
>>Merry Christmas Matthew....
>
>Tell your mom to stay at home, I'm not interested, Junior.
>
Admission to having sexual fantasies about Santa duly noted
and archived.
:-)
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