Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 09/27/68 11:36

On Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:23:08 GMT, Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin
Crawdaddin) wrote:

>On Mon, 26 Dec 2005 02:54:37 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 15:33:53 GMT, Crawdad@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin
>>Crawdaddin) wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:37:16 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Heh, guess I should give an update. Okay, whoever the mystery person
>>>>is they keep leaving bags 'o stuff on teh porch every night, around
>>>>7pm (although today they did it at around 5pm). They've shown no sign
>>>>of revealing who they are and quite frankly...well there are just too
>>>>many possible suspects, from family, to friends, to deranged Internet
>>>>weirdos. Whoever it is though is spending quite a bit though, so I'm
>>>>wondering if it's not some sort of group effort. Here's the breakdown
>>>>of the gifts and the days:
>>>>
>>>> 1st Day - 14th -
>>>> 2nd Day - 15th -
>>>> 3rd Day - 16th - Candle Melts
>>>> 4th Day - 17th - Gift Certificate At Sushi Place - $25
>>>> 5th Day - 18th - Tin 'o Cookies
>>>> 6th Day - 19th - 2 Bottles of Wine - Cabernet Sauvignon & Chardonnay
>>>> 7th Day - 20th - Gift Certificate At Blockbuster - $25
>>>> 8th Day - 21th - Poinsettia
>>>> 9th Day - 22th - Gift Certificate At Pizza Place - $25
>>>>10th Day - 23th - Gift Certificate At Coffee Shop - $10
>>>>11th Day - 24th - Chocolate Covered Cherries and a Fleece Blanket
>>>>12th Day - 25th -
>>>>
>>>>There was nothing on the 1st or 2nd day to my knowledge, but it could
>>>>be a stranger came by and stole them in the night, I dunno for
>>>>certain.
>>>>
>>>>The setup is always the same, delivered in a plain Safeway bag with a
>>>>little 2x4 inch card, folded in half, punched and tied to the bad with
>>>>ribbon. The cards are printed on regular printer paper, using a color
>>>>inkjet printer. They all have a Keeristmas oriented clip art on the
>>>>front and inside is message, "On the **th day of Christmas my true
>>>>love gave to me..." The stars have the day. Font is about 14pt,
>>>>sorta looks like Comic Sans, but not quite.
>>>>
>>>>I'm not sure what's gonna happen tomorrow...but it should be
>>>>interesting. I'm wondering if they'll reveal themselves or stay in
>>>>the shadows. I'll keep everyone updated!
>>>
>>>Today's is the day , Matthew!!!!!!
>>>
>>>I figured it out lil Bro......
>>>
>>>You are going to get laid for Christmas!!!!!!
>>>
>>>I mean look at the set up....
>>>Wine, sushi, candles, chocolates?
>>>
>>>Yep,
>>>Someone has been prepping you for a nice
>>>evening of unbridled, noisy sex, in front of
>>>the fireplace tonight.
>>>
>>>Just remember one thing.....
>>>I have heard that if you don't lubricate your asshole,
>>>you can end up with permanant damage to your sphincter.
>>>
>>>Merry Christmas Matthew....
>>
>>Tell your mom to stay at home, I'm not interested, Junior.
>>
>
>Admission to having sexual fantasies about Santa duly noted
>and archived.

Your mom is Santa, eh? *snicker*

....boy you just walked right into that one, didn'tcha Junior?

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