Posted by Blinky the Shark on 04/16/06 07:38

Neredbojias wrote:

> To further the education of mankind, Blinky the Shark
> <no.spam@box.invalid> vouchsafed:
>
>> Neredbojias wrote:
>>
>>> To further the education of mankind, Blinky the Shark
>>> <no.spam@box.invalid> declaimed:
>>>
>>>>> When was the last time you heard of anyone paying a shark for
>>>>> services rendered?
>>>>
>>>> I heard Jaws got scale, even though he had none...
>>>
>>> That's what they _told_ him, but in the end he ended up being so much
>>> sea fertilizer and certainly unable to collect anything but crabs and
>>> bacteria.
>>
>> Some should bring the bastages to justice!
>
> I think humans tend to take advantage of fish because the most they can
> say about it is "Glup, glup."

That may be all *you* hear.

>>> Oh, sorry, I was a bit insensitive there, presuming Jaws is your hero
>>> and all. If it makes you feel any better, I never liked The Dolphins.
>>
>> Hell, I've never seen Jaws. :)
>
> Good move (-the original, that is.) I thought Richard Dreyfus was
> particularly good.

I have a thing about movies with both of these characteristics: seem dumb
*and* draw metric buttloads of attention. I'll see dumb films if they
look fun; I'll see acclaimed films. But I rarely do them if they fit both
categories. Just the way I am, I guess.


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