Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 12/25/13 11:45

On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:18:07 -0400, dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg>
wrote:

>BWAAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
>
>you g<COCK SLAP>

You'll have to forgive Dave, see he got used as a pity fuck by some
girl who was being beaten by her boyfriend...the poor stupid fool
thought he was "in love" and didn't realize he was just sloppy seconds
before the next "honeymoon" cycle of her abusive relationship with her
actual boyfriend...and yeah, sure nuff dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter went
and pointed out that bitch slapping reality to lil Davey and, well, I
guess we shouldn't be too surprised that he didn't take it so
well...even slurping the ass of some wrinkly old grandma...tsch, tsch,
tsch...poor fool sure is desperate, I guess now he's lookin for a
sympathy fuck...granny probably isn't up for that, but I bet she can
give the lil goober a decent suck job (especially if she takes out her
dentures).

Oh, by the by, the post in which granny supposedly burned
me...yeah...you should read the reply...

^_^

On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:36:20 -0400, "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net>
wrote:

>> Ahhh, so you're what one might call a "convenient
>> Christian/Catholic"...holidays, deaths, natural disasters, wars and
>> apocalyptic events...other than that, eh, who the fuck needs to go to
>> church, am I right? ^_^

>I am just me, a grandma

Wow, you're HOW OLD and that's the BEST dribbling philosophy on life
you could muster? I mean, I don't mean to bring ya down or anything,
grandma, but I've seen FORTUNE COOKIES with more insight than you.

>that does not have to fear life by hiding behind a
>facade,

Uh, excuse me granny, you must be going senile or something cause last
I checked I was the guy who went around posting pictures of myself and
freely sharing my home address and phone number like they were
everybody's business. YOU'RE the one whose HIDING, grandma...unless
you wanna step it the fuck up and share YOU phone number and address
with the teh rest of Usenet. No? You're afraid? LOL, yeah that's
what I thought. Now go and bake yerself a humble pie, grandma.

>swear like a polly parrot

Awww, was granny psychologically BEATEN as a child to feel DIRTY every
time she hears words like FUCK! LOL...hey, don't be blaming me for
the fact that YOU HAD BAD PARENTS. *I* wasn't the one who blistered
your stupid ass and made you suck on a bar of soap every time you said
a "dirty" word...LOL.

>to be noticed

Um, if I wanted to be noticed...free cl00, I wouldn't act like a
magnificent bastard...see that actually tends to work AGAINST "getting
noticed".

>nor desire to be something I am not...

Honey, in your case desire went down and out right along with yer
breasts and your hair. You're OLD...at best you can desire not
soiling yourself and falling down and breaking your hip.

>How about you Hat Checkperson?

Wow...I feel like I'm being verbally assaulted by the Vienna Boys
Choir. Seriously grandma, is that REALLY all the better you can do?

>I believe there is a God

Again, you're OLD...of COURSE you believe in God, hells bells for
someone whose teetering right on the edge of life and death you
probably sit in eager anticipation for the apocalypse and God himself
to come on down and grant you forgiveness for being so Jesus killing
STUPID. Old people are like that, they NEED a belief in God, they
NEED IT more than anybody else in the world (well unless you're
suffering or starving to death...although in those cases you're best
helping yourself rather than waiting for a higher power to
intervene).

>and He has a sense of humor.... He created you did
>He not?

Yes, he created me to verbally beat the living fuck out of
the...lessers, like you so he could have a good laugh. See, we're ALL
laughing...it's just we're laughing at YOU, grandma. ^_^

Oh, by the by, if you feel bad right now...it cause yer some fucked up
Webbie/RL half breed who ought to get the fuck off Usenet and go take
up knitting...or something else that's more your speed...you know,
S..L..O..W.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

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