Posted by Neredbojias on 05/05/06 08:50

To further the education of mankind, Blinky the Shark
<no.spam@box.invalid> vouchsafed:

> Leonard Blaisdell wrote:
>
>> In article <pan.2006.05.05.01.37.26.607504@thurston.blinkynet.net>,
>> Blinky the Shark <no.spam@box.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>> Leonard Blaisdell wrote:
>>>
>>> > In article <pan.2006.05.05.00.01.39.639324@example.invalid>,
>>> > JDS <jeffrey@example.invalid> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >> On Thu, 04 May 2006 09:42:47 -0400, Neredbojias wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> > To further the education of mankind, "Travis Newbury"
>>> >> > <TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> vouchsafed:
>>> >
>>> >> >> There once was a man from Nantucket....
>>> >> >
>>> >> > Who had a rear end like a bucket...
>>> >>
>>> >> He pulled down his pants...
>>> >
>>> > which were so full of ants
>>> > that he ran from the beach yelling 'Phucket!'
>>>
>>> There are TWO "man from Nantucket" limericks! I'll be damned.
>>>
>>> A gay man who lived in Khartoum
>>> Had a lesbian up to his room.
>> they fought about sex
>> but she had an ex
>> who appeared and ripped off his scrotoum.
>
> Harf! I'd not heard that version. :)

Me neither (thankfully.) Anyway, my version of the previous:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a rear end like a bucket.
When he had to poop,
He'd squat down and droop
Right over a pail to tuck it.

Now...

A gay man who lived in Khartoum
Brought a lesbian into his room.
But she saw no pie
And he saw no fly,
So no one got any boom boom.

--
Neredbojias
Infinity has its limits.

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