Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 05/22/06 11:26

On Mon, 22 May 2006 13:25:57 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
<fuck-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:

>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.backwater-productions.net%2Findex.html&charset=%28detect+automatically%29&doctype=Inline
>>>
>>> This page is not Valid HTML 3.2!
>> <snip>

*Hatter restores the part Kabitchy was too embarrassed to leave in.*

>>Did you have a point, Kabitchy?
>>
>>Free cl00, St00pid, W3C compliance != cross compatibility.
>>Case in point:
>>http://www.backwater-productions.net/wwcc/histology-1/
>>
>>Going by your ass hump of the W3C I can accurately put your level of
>>web coding skill at about...5 to 7 years behind mine. Keep workin,
>>Kiddo, maybe some day you'll get it. ^_^

>BWAHAHAHAHA! HTML 3.2. Noah's bloody ark was more advanced.

Like I said, yer web coding skill is about 5 to 7 years behind mine.
Free cl00, St00pid, it is ABSOLUTELY necessary to use that particular
DTD tag in order for the vertical alignment method I'm using to work
correctly. As fucking retarded as you are it obviously skipped you
that the reason the W3C validator is coming up with so many errors is
because it's trying to parse mostly XHTML compliant code as HTML 3.2.
My method would be considered something of a hack, although I
personally would not call it that.

Although my method for vertically centering web content isn't directly
W3C compliant, it is *THE* most cross browser and cross operating
system compatible method that exists. I'm sure in The Land of Fucking
Stupid, where Kabitchy lives it's perfectly acceptable to fuck over as
many potential users as you can so long as you have your head firmly
up the W3Cs proverbial ass for no other reason than group-think,
sheeple induced stupidity.

You got lied to, bitch. In advanced cases if you adhere to W3C specs,
you make an inferior website. Now, that's not to say that for an
AMATEUR, like you, that adhering to W3C specs is so bad. I mean, as
fucking deficient as you are you probably wouldn't ever even think of
vertically centering your content, let alone possible methods of
achieving that, let alone which methods would be the most compatible.

For AMATEURS, like you, making websites is more about adhering to
BASIC design styles. Like the whole "2 column", "3 column" layout
bullshit. That's the way CHILDREN, who don't know how to code, have
to make websites. And yes, you need to have training panties to match
your training wheels, Kabitchy, which is why YOU need to follow W3C
specs. Otherwise every time you'd go all wobbly you'd wind up with
wet pants, huh?

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