Posted by Kabaitcha Man on 12/17/97 11:48

Rasta Khan wrote:

> dave hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg> wrote in news:e52b4n$g37$19
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> its so sweet to see two absolute kooks fall in love and build a
>> friendship together.
>
> You mean like you and Ratzo?
>

i can never keep track of these AUKer lurrve dodecagons.

--
Roberta "Foxymopjockeychickenwrist" Wolfe
"The talk of the sekret AUK
off-newsgroup listserves!"
<insert pied piper song here>

Abraham Lincoln was a bonehead
he shouldla turned around
and punched John Wilkes Booth
in the eye.

But I guess he preferred
to watcha stupid ass play
with some guy dressed up as a tree
in it.

How the hell did he win the civil war
and build a log cabin
with his bare hands
(as the legend says)?

He didn't even have the instinct
to know he was about to get shot from behind:
I hope the next president won't be enshrined
he's got two eyes in the back of his head instead of

two holes... [realer - by Feller Quentin and "the latter"]

Roberta Looks Better in a Skirt than you do:
http://tinyurl.com/lfklv

"That's all fine... but nobody is going to take anything seriously coming from
a twat who brags about how intimidating his Cannibal Corpse shirts are." -
CujoDesockpuppet Thread-Killer #453

"I get a summons to appear for jury duty.
I did this once before in Philly. Their policy was "One trial or one day" and
they wouldn't bother you after that.
I get my ass up on Friday (my day off) at 6am so I could be sure not to get
there late and have to go through this ordeal again. Turns out it's a capital
murder trial and is expected to last several weeks. This is not exactly an
appealing prospect, so at break, I hustle to a liquor store and snag one of
those sample whiskies and gargle it for about 30 seconds or so and use the
little bit on the bottom for aftershave. Got my ass out of there in record
time. " - Cujo shares a crafty scheme to get out of jury duty and present
yourself to the court as an irresponsible drunk all at the same time in
<778c47$pvd$1@newshost.cyberramp.net>.

"AUK is a pellet gun" - K A Cannon on AUK's effectiveness

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