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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 05/27/06 10:41
On Sat, 27 May 2006 08:31:26 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
<steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote:
>Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
>deliver any clue to the following address:
>usenet@backwater-productions.net "Onideus Mad Hatter"
>This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
>
>: First that norovirus, now this...it's pissing me the fuck off. I
>: think I'm gonna go around town and see how many of you stupid fucking
>: retarded filthy humans I can infect with your pathetic
>: diseases...although it is starting to wear off, must just be one of
>: those 24 hour jobbies.
>:
>: The problem of course is stupid people, like that gawd damn woman who
>: was stocking shelves in Wal*Mart the other day, the dumb fuckin bitch
>: kept coughing every 3 seconds...right into her hands...after which she
>: promptly went and started slatherin her grubby lil knobs all over the
>: gawd damn merchandise. I almost started goin off on her...in
>: retrospect I really wish I had cause she's prolly the dumb fuck who
>: got me sick.
>:
>: I'm thinkin about moving to Japan, at least they're a lil less DUMB
>: when it comes to sickness (ie wearing masks if you have a cold or
>: whatever). Of course if you're REALLY intelligent like I am, you STAY
>: THE FUCK INSIDE when you're sick and don't go running all over town
>: sharing it with everybody...although I'm considering that endeavor
>: simply to try and spite you stupid retards...of course it'll probably
>: just come back to me in the form of something even worse.
>:
>: *sigh*
>:
>: ...I hate you fucking humans, I really do. If it wasn't for the Mt.
>: Dew and a few other lil highlights I would *SO* wipe your sorry
>: existence off the face of reality.
>
>that'll be H5N1 bird flu then. Cya.
Ahh the bird flu...the magical near nonexistent virus (at least as far
as humans are concerned) that they're using to hype up public paranoia
and fear in order to increase taxes and fatten up their yearly
budgets.
:According to the World Health Organisation, the number of people who
:have died from bird flu around the globe has reached 103 since late
:2003. The latest deaths from the H5N1 strain occurred in Azerbaijan,
:where five have died since February, the WHO reported.
:
:Confirmed human deaths:
:Vietnam - 42
:Indonesia - 22
:Thailand - 14
:China - 10
:Azerbaijan - 5
:Cambodia - 4
:Turkey - 4
:Iraq - 2
Wow...103 people...boy that's a LOT...I mean, never mind the ONE
HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND people who die EVERY YEAR in automobile
accidents, no sir, we need to worry about BIRD FLU!
*rolls eyes*
Do humans GET any more DUMB? I mean, no really, maybe they should try
and work on a STUPID VACCINE or something.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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