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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 05/29/06 10:40
On Mon, 29 May 2006 00:15:24 +0200, Veronica Karlsson
<veronica.karlsson@gmail.com> wrote:
>Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>> > Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> > > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>> > > >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> > > >> ...if they didn't like em, why would my ranking continually increase?
>> > > >> DUM DUM DUM DUM
>> > >
>> > > >Is this "ranking" based on something human, like interviews with users,
>> > > >or some kind of technical measurement, like "hits" or something? IOW,
>> > > >what does it *mean*? (clue: "many hits" != "readers like it")
>> > >
>> > > Look, Veronica, I'm not your babysitter and I'm certainly not your
>> > > instructor. If you don't know how something works, you're just going
>> > > to have to go and try and learn it on your own. Honestly Veronica,
>> > > there's like six and half MILLION hits for "Alexia" in a Google
>> > > search, figure it out, mmmkay?
>> >
>> > Your claim is that your ranking increase because of people liking your
>> > site design.
>> >
>> > * "Like" is a human thing, not a technical one.
>> > * "Hits" is a technical thing, not a human one.
>> > * Lots of hits does not automatically mean that people
>> > like a site.
>> > * People will put up with a lot of nonsense to get to
>> > interesting content (which I don't doubt that you have,
>> > e.g. I've seen your colourful cookies and that animated
>> > dancing foot).
>> >
>> > > >> So what sucks about it?
>> > >
>> > > >Do you think it would be a good idea for me to tell you that? Surely
>> > > >it's enough information to tell you that it does suck?
>> > >
>> > > Hey Peavey, I thought you said Veronica has some actual CRITIQUING in
>> > > this post that I'm apparently "unable" to reply to?
>> > >
>> > > Maybe lil Veronica just got kinda stumbly and confused about my REALLY
>> > > BIG question. Here, I'll try it again...slower this time:
>> > >
>> > > So...what...sucks...about...it?
>> >
>> > No, seriously, *why* should I tell you about it? You seem to get upset
>> > when I don't. (There's a clue there...)
>> >
>> > > Now, either you HAVE a critique...or you have a witless little
>> > > NONpinion. Or I suppose in your case you have an extraordinary shitty
>> > > backpedal of an "explanation" for your deficiency.
>> > >
>> > > >> >What? You mean, like, communicating with you and tell you *why* it
>> > > >> >sucks? Why should I do that?
>> > >
>> > > >> Well, for starters NOT looking like a bumbling fuckin retard...then
>> > > >> again maybe you're okay with that. *shrugs*
>> > >
>> > > >That doesn't answer my question.
>> > >
>> > > Well, you never answered mine, Kiddo:
>> > >
>> > > So...what...sucks...about...it?
>> >
>> > There is something that sucks about it, yes. Do you want me to tell you
>> > what that is? OK, you seem to want that, but *why*?
>> >
>> > > >Is there some reason why I should
>> > > >motivate why my opinion is what it is?
>> > >
>> > > The key word here is OPINION...which is in fact not a critique AT ALL.
>> > > I mean, there are some people who have the opinion that the moon
>> > > landings were fake and that wearing tin foil hats will prevent the
>> > > aliens from probing your mind. In other words Veronica, opinions are
>> > > like assholes, everyone's got one. Why you would think yours was more
>> > > important than everyone else's I'm not quite sure. I mean, if you
>> > > don't like my sites...don't visit them. *shrugs* Just a lil free
>> > > cl00 for ya, I didn't make any of my sites for people who don't like
>> > > them, I made them for the people that do. HTH! ^_^
>> >
>> > I'm not some random visitor who stumbled in through google or something.
>> > I'm a reader of a discussion group where you put a page on your site up
>> > for discussion.
>> >
>> > > >> >> The majority of you pathetic fools couldn't even
>> > > >> >> DREAM of creating a site as advanced as some of the ones I've put
>> > > >> >> together.
>> > >
>> > > >> >1. advanced != good
>> > >
>> > > >> You sounda like...cave man
>> > > >>
>> > > >> You...no lika teh...advancement
>> > > >>
>> > > >> *grunt* *grunt*
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Fire...pretty...but burn stupid caveman
>> > > >>
>> > > >> *grunt*
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Fire...no good
>> > >
>> > > >The fact that your tool is newer does not automatically make the things
>> > > >you build with it better.
>> > >
>> > > It's not that the tool is new, child, it's that the tool itself *IS*
>> > > better and in the hands of someone with enough skill, better things
>> > > can be built.
>> >
>> > What makes you think that you have enough skill? AFAICT you lack some
>> > very fundamental skills.
>> >
>> > > The bottom line is that with my level of skill and
>> > > ability I can create unique, graphic rich sites with the maximum level
>> > > of portability and usability.
>> >
>> > So you think portability and usability is important? And you think that
>> > page of yours has those things? I claim that it doesn't.
>> >
>> > > You...well you can't really do much
>> > > outside of HTML v2, can you? It's like I said in a blog entry a few
>> > > days back:
>> > >
>> > > :There's no room to snit about "minimalist" design, if you want plain
>> > > :black text on a white background, write a fuckin RSS feed for your
>> > > :shit, then get over your deficiency and build a REAL
>> > > :website...*snicker*...if you can. `, )
>> >
>> > Example of Real Website: http://www.rotten.com/
>> >
>> > > >> >2. I have seen no evidence of your page being "advanced".
>> > >
>> > > >> Cupcake, you're so the fuck far outta yer league you wouldn't know
>> > > >> advanced if it suddenly crawled the fuck up yer ass and EXPLODED.
>> > >
>> > > >The page did not look one bit "advanced" to me.
>> > >
>> > > Then let's see you build one like it. I mean, if it's *SO* easy and
>> > > all, let's see you build a straight Flash site with integrated PHP and
>> > > database functionality. Let's see some graphic and animation work
>> > > from you too. I mean, if it's *SO* easy, you should be able to whip
>> > > up a site just like it in just a few minutes, ne?
>> >
>> > Why would I want to build a site like yours?
>> >
>> > > Oh hey, Veronica...feel stupid...then lie about it. ^_^
>> > >
>> > > >> >You posted the link in a newsgroup. You got comments. Live with it!
>> > >
>> > > >> You got your comments ripped apart and then got all smacked up like a
>> > > >> stupid bitch. Pull up yer wet lil Huggies, dry yer eyes and learn to
>> > > >> fuckin deal already.
>> > >
>> > > >Your page still sucks.
>> > >
>> > > The point isn't so much that you think my "page" sucks, it's WHY you
>> > > think it does...
>> >
>> > Yes, that is the point. I'm glad you've figured that out. The question
>> > is, *why* should I tell you? :-)
>> >
>> > (And yes, that is *page*, I'm still really only talking about that one
>> > page, not your entire site.)
>> >
>> > > and the fact that you're still crying your eyes out in
>> > > yer wet lil Huggies and throwing a tantrum seems to be all the WHY one
>> > > needs to see.
>> > >
>>
>> Hmmm... where did I put that paddle...?
>
>Oh, yes, here it is!
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Here's a sound clip of Veronica!
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_sounds/Flonkers_Crying.wav
She get's AWFULLY cranky if you forget she exists and stop giving her
the attention she craves *SO* desperately.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
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"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
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horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
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properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
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