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Posted by Veronica Karlsson on 05/29/06 22:06
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >> > Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> > > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> >> > > >Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> > > >> ...if they didn't like em, why would my ranking continually increase?
> >> > > >> DUM DUM DUM DUM
> >> > >
> >> > > >Is this "ranking" based on something human, like interviews with users,
> >> > > >or some kind of technical measurement, like "hits" or something? IOW,
> >> > > >what does it *mean*? (clue: "many hits" != "readers like it")
> >> > >
> >> > > Look, Veronica, I'm not your babysitter and I'm certainly not your
> >> > > instructor. If you don't know how something works, you're just going
> >> > > to have to go and try and learn it on your own. Honestly Veronica,
> >> > > there's like six and half MILLION hits for "Alexia" in a Google
> >> > > search, figure it out, mmmkay?
> >> >
> >> > Your claim is that your ranking increase because of people liking your
> >> > site design.
> >> >
> >> > * "Like" is a human thing, not a technical one.
> >> > * "Hits" is a technical thing, not a human one.
> >> > * Lots of hits does not automatically mean that people
> >> > like a site.
> >> > * People will put up with a lot of nonsense to get to
> >> > interesting content (which I don't doubt that you have,
> >> > e.g. I've seen your colourful cookies and that animated
> >> > dancing foot).
> >> >
> >> > > >> So what sucks about it?
> >> > >
> >> > > >Do you think it would be a good idea for me to tell you that? Surely
> >> > > >it's enough information to tell you that it does suck?
> >> > >
> >> > > Hey Peavey, I thought you said Veronica has some actual CRITIQUING in
> >> > > this post that I'm apparently "unable" to reply to?
> >> > >
> >> > > Maybe lil Veronica just got kinda stumbly and confused about my REALLY
> >> > > BIG question. Here, I'll try it again...slower this time:
> >> > >
> >> > > So...what...sucks...about...it?
> >> >
> >> > No, seriously, *why* should I tell you about it? You seem to get upset
> >> > when I don't. (There's a clue there...)
> >> >
> >> > > Now, either you HAVE a critique...or you have a witless little
> >> > > NONpinion. Or I suppose in your case you have an extraordinary shitty
> >> > > backpedal of an "explanation" for your deficiency.
> >> > >
> >> > > >> >What? You mean, like, communicating with you and tell you *why* it
> >> > > >> >sucks? Why should I do that?
> >> > >
> >> > > >> Well, for starters NOT looking like a bumbling fuckin retard...then
> >> > > >> again maybe you're okay with that. *shrugs*
> >> > >
> >> > > >That doesn't answer my question.
> >> > >
> >> > > Well, you never answered mine, Kiddo:
> >> > >
> >> > > So...what...sucks...about...it?
> >> >
> >> > There is something that sucks about it, yes. Do you want me to tell you
> >> > what that is? OK, you seem to want that, but *why*?
> >> >
> >> > > >Is there some reason why I should
> >> > > >motivate why my opinion is what it is?
> >> > >
> >> > > The key word here is OPINION...which is in fact not a critique AT ALL.
> >> > > I mean, there are some people who have the opinion that the moon
> >> > > landings were fake and that wearing tin foil hats will prevent the
> >> > > aliens from probing your mind. In other words Veronica, opinions are
> >> > > like assholes, everyone's got one. Why you would think yours was more
> >> > > important than everyone else's I'm not quite sure. I mean, if you
> >> > > don't like my sites...don't visit them. *shrugs* Just a lil free
> >> > > cl00 for ya, I didn't make any of my sites for people who don't like
> >> > > them, I made them for the people that do. HTH! ^_^
> >> >
> >> > I'm not some random visitor who stumbled in through google or something.
> >> > I'm a reader of a discussion group where you put a page on your site up
> >> > for discussion.
> >> >
> >> > > >> >> The majority of you pathetic fools couldn't even
> >> > > >> >> DREAM of creating a site as advanced as some of the ones I've put
> >> > > >> >> together.
> >> > >
> >> > > >> >1. advanced != good
> >> > >
> >> > > >> You sounda like...cave man
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> You...no lika teh...advancement
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> *grunt* *grunt*
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> Fire...pretty...but burn stupid caveman
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> *grunt*
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> Fire...no good
> >> > >
> >> > > >The fact that your tool is newer does not automatically make the things
> >> > > >you build with it better.
> >> > >
> >> > > It's not that the tool is new, child, it's that the tool itself *IS*
> >> > > better and in the hands of someone with enough skill, better things
> >> > > can be built.
> >> >
> >> > What makes you think that you have enough skill? AFAICT you lack some
> >> > very fundamental skills.
> >> >
> >> > > The bottom line is that with my level of skill and
> >> > > ability I can create unique, graphic rich sites with the maximum level
> >> > > of portability and usability.
> >> >
> >> > So you think portability and usability is important? And you think that
> >> > page of yours has those things? I claim that it doesn't.
> >> >
> >> > > You...well you can't really do much
> >> > > outside of HTML v2, can you? It's like I said in a blog entry a few
> >> > > days back:
> >> > >
> >> > > :There's no room to snit about "minimalist" design, if you want plain
> >> > > :black text on a white background, write a fuckin RSS feed for your
> >> > > :shit, then get over your deficiency and build a REAL
> >> > > :website...*snicker*...if you can. `, )
> >> >
> >> > Example of Real Website: http://www.rotten.com/
> >> >
> >> > > >> >2. I have seen no evidence of your page being "advanced".
> >> > >
> >> > > >> Cupcake, you're so the fuck far outta yer league you wouldn't know
> >> > > >> advanced if it suddenly crawled the fuck up yer ass and EXPLODED.
> >> > >
> >> > > >The page did not look one bit "advanced" to me.
> >> > >
> >> > > Then let's see you build one like it. I mean, if it's *SO* easy and
> >> > > all, let's see you build a straight Flash site with integrated PHP and
> >> > > database functionality. Let's see some graphic and animation work
> >> > > from you too. I mean, if it's *SO* easy, you should be able to whip
> >> > > up a site just like it in just a few minutes, ne?
> >> >
> >> > Why would I want to build a site like yours?
> >> >
> >> > > Oh hey, Veronica...feel stupid...then lie about it. ^_^
> >> > >
> >> > > >> >You posted the link in a newsgroup. You got comments. Live with it!
> >> > >
> >> > > >> You got your comments ripped apart and then got all smacked up like a
> >> > > >> stupid bitch. Pull up yer wet lil Huggies, dry yer eyes and learn to
> >> > > >> fuckin deal already.
> >> > >
> >> > > >Your page still sucks.
> >> > >
> >> > > The point isn't so much that you think my "page" sucks, it's WHY you
> >> > > think it does...
> >> >
> >> > Yes, that is the point. I'm glad you've figured that out. The question
> >> > is, *why* should I tell you? :-)
> >> >
> >> > (And yes, that is *page*, I'm still really only talking about that one
> >> > page, not your entire site.)
> >> >
> >> > > and the fact that you're still crying your eyes out in
> >> > > yer wet lil Huggies and throwing a tantrum seems to be all the WHY one
> >> > > needs to see.
> >> > >
> >>
> >> Hmmm... where did I put that paddle...?
> >
> >Oh, yes, here it is!
> >
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> Here's a sound clip of Veronica!
>
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/_sounds/Flonkers_Crying.wav
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> She get's AWFULLY cranky if you forget she exists and stop giving her
> the attention she craves *SO* desperately.
You are running from a discussion.
Now I could continue like those boys from [whatever group] and start
drawing conclusions about why.
Or, I could challenge you to pick up the thread and continue.
Meanwhile, you remain spanked.
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