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Posted by jojo on 07/02/06 11:51
Onideus Mad Hatter schrieb:
> On Tue, 27 Jun 2006 22:53:13 -0500, CMP
> <cmpierce@NOSPAMcreativeveritas.com> wrote:
>
>> In article <e7sqm7$a6d$19@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, dave
>> hillstrom <dAvE@MeOw.oRg> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:18:36 -0000, "[ Doc ]"
>>> <y2kprez@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>> news:toe3a2p0et5pok6i3mvqi118ok32geg6d9@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> I bought a nifty lil portable jobby, it was expensive, but worth it.
>>>> I wanted to get the 25,000 btu model but the local store didn't have it.
>>>> So I settle for 10,200 btu for about half the price. Works pretty nicely,
>>>> too.
>>>>
>>>>> I'm a lil weird in that whenever it's hot I want it to be like sub
>>>>> zero and then whenever it's cold I want it to be like boiling hot.
>>>>> People always complain when they come over to my place that it's
>>>>> either too cold in the summertime or too hot in the winter.
>>>> You were built for the southern hemisphere.
>>>>
>>>>> Perhaps you were adopted...I wish I was adopted, sometimes it's fun to
>>>>> imagine that my real parents are wandering gypsies...*sigh*...my
>>>>> parents are just so boring.
>>>> Mine are dead. But they were never boring.
>>> first jason tries to make friends, now matthew tries to make friends.
>>>
>>> will this kook mating season ever stop?
>> Maybe if you stop walking around wearing frigging crotchless panties,
>> inviting every usenet kook to flame you, you'll stop getting fucked up
>> the ass. Try it. Please.
>
> LOL, you're really good at flaming Connie, that's some good material
> right there. I came up with a funny one the other day, you can switch
> out Google Groups with pretty much anything:
>
> "Look, I realize you're using Google Groups, the WebTV of Usenet, but
> really, how many more times can you use that as an excuse for your
> stupidity?"
>
> With Davey you could use something like:
>
> "Look, I realize you're tranqued the fuck out on Xanax everytime you
> start posting, but really, how many more times can you use that as an
> excuse for claiming that you didn't get verbally fucked up the ass in
> six or eight different directions?"
>
> --
>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
could you *please* stop flaming each other in any newsgroup you like to?
Just upsets me and, I think, most other users...
X'post and f'up to alt.flame
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