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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 10/15/06 14:12
On Tue, 10 Oct 2006 17:15:52 -0500, "Peter Olcott"
<NoSpam@SeeScreen.com> wrote:
>--
>Patented SeeScreen enables
>programs to see anything on
>the computer display screen
> www.SeeScreen.com
Does Sally sell, seashells, by the sea shore?
Fuck all man, if yer tongue twisting .sig is any indication I'd say
yer site is just all shades of molested up the ass.
And why do you need to tell us that it's "patented"...I mean...why the
fuck do your customers care whether it is or not?
....and what is it? I mean, let me bitch slap you with a hard fact of
reality real quick...I'm like a *GOD* when it comes to computer
literacy and technical knowledge and understanding...and *I* have no
fuckin cl00 as to what you're babbling about...which means
that...pretty much everyone else on the PLANET is not going to
understand what it is you're trying to sell...at least if they're
looking at yer Usenet .sig.
Okay, so on to the actual site...*shudder*...
I mean...where do I begin. Did you make this yourself using prefab
cookie cutter crap with halfass "customization"? Cause it REALLY
looks like you did.
And yer logo...yeah, could it *possibly* be any more generic looking?
*rolls eyes*
Oh hey, you know what's fun about your site though...when I move the
mouse over the text links (which were very poorly done up to look like
graphic links)...the text like...gets off on it! Practically jumps
right off the nav bar with excitement. I'm FUCKING YOUR TEXT WITH MY
MOUSE! LOL...oh your God does this get any worse.
You know what your site reminds me of? This:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/mocking.html
Especially with your completely meaningless and incoherent image
overlays THAT ARE TAKING UP ALMOST HALF THE FUCKING SCREEN!
Here's a thought, have you even LOOKED at yer site on an 800x600
res...cause if that shit is TAKING UP ALMOST HALF THE FUCKING SCREEN
on my 1024x768 display...yeah, do the fuckin math ya drooling retard.
Like so many others have already told you (apparently it has yet to
actually penetrate that great big ugly thick fuckin skull of
yers)...HIRE A GAWD DAMN DESIGNER! And quit tryin to DIY the thing,
cause all you're managing to accomplish with that is providing peeps
like me with hours of entertainment as you FUCK JESUS UP THE ASS
SIDEWAYS.
And ya know...Jesus...I don't think he really much likes it when you
fuck him up the ass sideways. Might wanna keep that in mind.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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