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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/12/07 06:09
I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
What's wrong with it? Well, let's say you've got some kind of a
coding question and you're looking for information on how to figure it
out. So you run a search on keywords related to the problem you're
having...but then all you get is spazzy lil tweenage blog snits
yammering the fuck on about buzz words and techno babble with no real
in depth analysis or explanations.
Like recently I was having a problem with the getPixel function in
Flash...so I ran a search in Google hoping to find someone who had a
similar problem or hoping for someone who had done some in depth study
of the function who had example code and experiments done on
it...instead I wound up with about 6,000 wannabe techno-junkies
rambling the fuck on about TEH AWESOMEST NEWEST FEATURES OF FLASH!
Never mind the fact that none of them seemed to have ANY clue at all
as to what any of those nifty "new" functions were, they were just
real excited to have slurped onto the Flash bandwagon and started
quote whoring for techie brownie points.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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