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Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/12/07 22:22
On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:14:24 -0600, "Steve" <no.one@example.com>
wrote:
>| lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...
>the sock strikes again.
*Hatter nearly falls onto the floor laughing.*
Seriously, we're gonna have to start adding AUK to the xposts here
pretty soon. ^_^
>you have heard of statistical significance, haven't
>you? first, what are the odds that someone favors your vanity, stupidity,
>and narcissism?
Uh, just because someone else thinks you're an idiot doesn't mean that
they like me, you fucking retard...it just means they think you're a
fucking fruit loop loony.
Of course those who ACTUALLY know me, know enough NOT to take all my
bragging and nastiness so seriously and as such they quite like me and
I like them (especially since it takes a high degree of intelligence
to reach that level with me) and I often like to collaborate with them
on various projects, problems and other such things.
>second, that three of them would follow you into one of
>these three news groups?
....uh, there are FOUR newsgroups in the xpost line, two of which I
happen to be VERY active in, one of which I'm semi-active in and the
later one I only recently started posting to...so no one really had to
"follow" me, you fucking retard.
>third, that they would find your post among a
>myriad of other posts not made by you?
Uh...in alt.2600 and alt.design.graphics a good 75%+ of ALL
discussions and topics directly involve me in one manner or another,
you bumbling retard.
>and four, that they all have the same
>cantor, tone, daftness, and arrogance in the voice of their posts as you?
Well, no, actually they don't. Furthermore, if you weren't such a
Outhouse Express n00b failure you would comprehend something as
simplistic as HEADERS...which CLEARLY SHOW that there is NO WAY that
we could be the same person...you dribbling little idiot.
So I guess the question now is...who wants to nominate Stevie The
Wonder Retard for CNotM?
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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