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Re: PING: Anyone who's good with Linux...or at least Postfix

Posted by Onideus Mad Hatter on 01/16/07 09:44

On Mon, 15 Jan 2007 16:42:50 -0800, David <youcantoo@findmoore.net>
wrote:

>> Sorry, Deficient, but yer about 5 months the fuck out of date:
>> http://labs.adobe.com/downloads/flashplayer9.html
>>
>> Adobe/Macromedia released a beta

>There is the key word "BETA" and it DOES NOT work on every site or with
>all browsers. I know it does NOT work on my FireFox2.0 on the linux
>system I am using There are many sites that it works fine on, but there
>are those that it just closes out the browser!

....has anyone else besides me noticed that all these stupid ass
doorknobs are REAL quick to scream, IT DOESN'T WORK! But then when it
comes time to ACTUALLY FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT SPECIFICALLY isn't
working...yeah...suddenly they start comin up short.

*Hatter pops cluster knoppix into one of his other systems and boots
up.*

*Hatter downloads and installs FireFox 2.0*

*Hatter downloads and installs the Flash 9 beta for Linux*

*Hatter checks out his various Flash sites*

....seems to work just fuckin fine, ya stupid ass doorknob...and I'm
doin all sorts of uber high end Flash 9 chit. Want me to post some
screen caps for your stupid ass or would you just like to start
backpedalling now?

> version of Flash 9 for Linux back in
>> November I believe and so far it hasn't choked on anything I've thrown
>> at it

>So you have tested the BETA version of Flash on all the different linux
>versions huh? I didn't think so.

....dumbass...why in the FUCK would you POSSIBLY think that it would
somehow magically work DIFFERENTLY on different Linux flavors...I
mean, it really doesn't the fuck matter AT ALL. I mean it's like
you're trying to claim that Konqueror magically won't work on certain
Linux flavors...what you're claiming IS THAT FUCKING STUPID. Here's a
random thought...do you even KNOW what Linux is?

*checks doofy's headers*

Yer using Thunderbird for a news browser?

....yeah, can you say "full of shit"?

>> Flash, even the latest versions work on anything, Mac, Windows, Linux
>> with ALL the mainstream browsers including IE, Netscape, Firefox,
>> Opera, Konqueror, Safari, etc.

>Perhaps you have better check again before spewing such bullshit. IT
>DOES NOT work on all linux distros.

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO PROVE THIS!

Start listing the SPECIFIC Linux distros that your stupid, dumbfuck
ass thinks it doesn't work on. I'll get all my Linux using friends to
start sending me screen caps to HUMILIATE your stupid ass with...not
that you could really humiliate yourself any more at this point, but
hey, let's add some icing to the cake.

> About the only thing it doesn't work
>> on is Linx...

>And in you above statement you specifically said that it worked with
>Linux. Which is it? It either does or it doesn't? Perhaps that is why
>it is called a BETA version.

....oookay. Well apparently I was DEAD ON when I said you didn't know
fuck all about Linux. Free cl00, Retard...Linx is a BROWSER...not a
flavor of Linux...or "version" as you call them (out of ignorant
stupidity).

>and that's half the reason you include a plain text fall
>> back version of the site (the other half is for the few remaining
>> deficient search engines that can't spider the text content of Flash
>> files).

>Oh FWIW your site http://www.backwater-productions.net causes my FireFox
>2.0 to crash when trying to load. And yes I have the Flash Beta version
>for linux loaded.

No, you really don't child. How do they put it on the gaming
forums...oh yes...

SCREEN SHOT OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

LOL

><snip useless drivel>

Yeah if I were as deficient as you I'd run the fuck away too. You
want some good advice? Don't reply again...just run away, don't post
anything, don't even fucking think about how stupid you've made
yourself look...cause it's only gonna drive you to do something
dumb...like think that you can somehow get out of the GIANT fuckin
hole you've dug yourself into. You can't get out...so just accept
your fate, accept the fact that it was your stupidity that got you
here and just let Darwinism take its course. It's okay for you to be
stupid you know...it's not as if anyone, anywhere was somehow
expecting anything less than that.

PS - trimming A26 from the froup line to try and hide from me won't
help you since I'm subscribed to all four froups you stupid fuckin
retard.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


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